i'll castrate them all

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Hi guys trying out this new book idea I promise it gets better you are in for a whole lot of drama and brilliance so please just be patient with me I will try to update every week I now how frustrating it can be so hope you like the book vote, comment etc. oh forgot to say the picture is of the main character Blu Peterson. love you all <3

Chapter One

You never except the fact that you're going to die and when it comes around it's all you can think about, one day it could be any day you could die unexpectedly no warning nothing that’s why many say they want to know why and when they are going to die, but do they really want to know does anyone want to know NO they don't I know this because it's happening to me right now like literally my friend is telling me that my best friend is going to get stabbed and 2 of her best friends with her i.e. they are going to kill me and lizzie if Emily doesn't get back together with 'their boy'.

Yeah my best friend yet again has got me in to trouble because of a boy, you know I love her but for once she needs to fucking think. So this is the moment that I am being told that I am going to get murdered and you might think oh she's overreacting they won't come kill her, I AM NOT these people have killed before and are gangsters like mafia gangsters. So no I don't think I’m over reacting bye cruel world I never loved you, you were a bitch so no feelings hurt you kill me and I haunt Emily fair deal I think. BTW (sorry about the text talk I am going to die soon so boo) my name’s Blu.

Present day

“Oh did Emily tell you that apparently that boy she went out with, Jake well his mates are coming to Didcot to stab Em’s closes friends i.e. us” explained Liz so casually

That’s when my mind went in to overload what did she mean stab as in stab stab kill stab, she can’t mean me I am her best friend but uh oh if I know Em this is true frig frig frig I don’t want to die I’m too young to die

“What!”

“Yeah kill us, their like super mafia dudes” again causally, how can she be so calm we’re going to die, hey my life wasn’t so good I cut myself because of my parents and the only joy I got was with my friends Em and Liz and that was going to end I would never be able to escape I would never love I would never live, life was going to end life would cease to exist.

Somewhere in my mid-thought Liz had carried on talking and a look of horror crossed Taylor’s face she always did that freak out and care about everyone.

It felt like I was floating above everyone watching myself but not being to be able to control my actions it was like it was my life a movie being played in my head was I even still alive I felt like I had stopped breathing my lungs protesting begging for oxygen trying to take control to save my life and then Taylor’s voice broke through my shield of shock.

“Blu breathe” I then let out the breath I had been holding my lungs thanking my for the fresh air

“Yeah I’m breathing don’t worry, well Liz I don’t know about you but I’m going to carry around a stab proof vest and a knife and yeah harry can make pepper spray so they better not mess with me”

“Blu and what are you exactly going to do with that knife?” questioned Liz

“Isn’t it obvious I’m going to castrate them all” putting on my sweetest smile “I’ll lure them with my curves they won’t be able to resist”

Taylor and Liz both burst out laughing and Taylor hugged me messing up my hair

“Oi don’t mess with the hair mister or I’ll castrate you, with my teeth” evil smirk inserted

Taylor winced aha, I knew how to get to the boys they’ll run away screaming.

Yeah I am not one to be messed with I may look fragile but I was a total badass just ask everyone in my school, I was the one the popular girls backed away from and the boys didn’t understand me, all except Taylor he was my baba, we had been childhood friends and had just stayed that way there was no awkward feelings because Taylor was gay although only me, Liz and Em knew, he was out of the closet but after he told everyone, people didn’t believe him because before he was a total player, but no one knew he was a total player with boys. Taylor had this protective streak about him when it came to me, everyone at school thought we were going out and most still do but that would be weird with me and Taylor I had learnt from another boy-friend.

After my major freak out I calmed down slightly get the slightly I was still scared out of my mind but who knows it was just a threat.

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