Random Number from the Train Station - Juric

1: "We have no lives"

Random number from the train station

Hi

Who is this?

Someone who needs to
get a life instead of
texting some random
number written on
a bench.

I can't believe
someone actually went
for it

It has been weeks
now and you're the first.

Just a question; what
in the sake of
watermelons made you
do it?

Watermelons??

Long story, I'll tell you
one day

It was a traumatic
experience and I am
still not ready to talk
about it

Uh...alright

Anyway, answer my
question

Why would you write
your phone number on
a public space

I could have been an
old man trying to hook
up a young girl or just
some other creepy
dude

Maybe I could be a
hacker as well and I'm
going to destroy all
your files on your  phone

So?

Did you just assume I
am a girl-

This was just an
example for people
you shouldn't give your
number to, oKaY

Also, since a eleven-digit
number gives so many
information about
their owner, HOW could
I have not known you
are a guy

Fair enough

So I have this one friend
and we sometimes dare
each other to write
stupid things with a black
marker on walls or our
tables and chairs at school.
We got bored waiting for the
train the other day and well

Your friend dared
you to write your
number on the bench?

Exactly.

But I got my revenge
last week, he had to write
a really childish insult on
the door of the teachers'
office

Lol, how old are you?
Ten?

Uhm excuse me

I can't tell you that,
for pRiVacY rEAsonS

You should have considered
this  situation before
eternizing your number
on that public bench

Because I am not gonna
stop texting you

Geez, you should really
get a life

I AM TRYING OKAY

Also, I am kinda bland and uninteresting anyway

I can't really entertain you.

Writing the most
random things on
walls and stuff sounds
quite entertaining though

We could talk about
all the shit we did in
our lives

We could become friends

If yOu wOuLd tEll mE
aNy fUrthEr dEtaiLs
aBoUt yOursElf

You like mixing uppercase
and lowercase letters,
don't you

AbsOluTeLy nOt

Also you did it too, a
few minutes before

I was copying you there

Oh

You have the aUdaCitY-

Yes

But back to the topic

How do you know I am
not some creepy old man

Oh god, please

Do creepy old men
run around with
their friends writing
shit on walls and
benches?

You never know

That's why they're creepy

I can't with you

Uno reverse card

*le gasp*

YoU spEaK mEme?

Nah I don't but my
friends always pull
that on me

OH

I expected too much

You seem like a funny
person though

I'll think about it

Omg yes

Maybe you can help
me getting a life
then

Two guys without lives
helping each other, doesn't
that sound wholesome

So you're a boy as well

But unlike you, I do
have a life

If you had, you wouldn't
have answered to me
in the first place

Or stopped replying long
ago

But you didn't

Huh

You're right, I guess

Of course

Pft

I just scrolled though
our conversation and
realised

Yeah?

We have no lives

Wbk

And I thought I had
one all along-

I'm in an existential crisis

Give me some time to
think

Alright

But before you go offline

What's your name?
I have you saved as
"Random number from
the train station" and
I feel like it's a tad too
long

Hold up, we aren't
there yet

Let me think through
the whole thing first

Bye

Bye then, rAnDom nUmBer
frOm tHe trAin stAtioN