i'm so bad at updating
my sincerest apologies folks
and the chapters are so shooOOrt
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(group chat name has been changed from 🌈simp nation🌟 to 🧚♂️✨torn ligaments✨🧚♂️)
richie; omg hi bestos
mikey; what
mikey; the fuck
richie; :D
bill; not that i'm complaining but
bill; who-
bev; richard u boink
mikey; yeahhh
stan; Are you a fucking idiot?
mikey; does that even need to be asked at this point?
bill; yes thank you for noticing~
richie; i saw idiot and automatically assumed it was aimed at me
richie; inhale
richie; i'm not okaAaAaaAaAYYy~
bev; do you promise? 🧚♂️
eddie; i think everyone in this chats an idiot
stan; I'm offended
stan; Do not compare me to you commoners
mikey; hah
mikey; commoner
bev; exuSe mE
bev; richie called me smart !!
bev; in fact
bev; richie called me a genius
stan; But everyone's smart compared to Richie.
richie; hEY
eddie; shut up whore
bill; yeah rich calling someone a genius isn't very impressive
eddie; i'll grab you by your fucking tOE KNUCKLES AND DANGLE YOU UPSIDE DOWN UNTIL THE BLOOD LEAVES YOUR DICK AND MAKES IT LIFELESS AND UNUSABLE
richie; aw babe <3
richie; but yeah what he said
bill; who says i have a dick
eddie; dick is my pet name for your genitals <3
bill; and who says i have thOse
eddie; your warts
richie; i read the words genitals as guinea pig
bill; i piss out my mouth
stan; I seriously hate it here
richie; i want a fish
richie; they're cute
eddie; i want to slap bill with a fish
bill; i don't deserve this kind of treatment
stan; Yes, you do
eddie; you insulted my boyfriend bitchass
bill; They hated jesus because
bill; He told them the truth
mikey;
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mikey; i
stan; I
bev; CAPTAIN
richie; I CANT HEAAAR YOU
bev; I I CAPTAIN
mikey; omg no i just could comprehend a sentence so 'i' is all that came out- please—
stan; And I was just mocking you
mikey; @bill i've had a taste of your suffering and i must apologise for my previous behaviours please accept my another word for apologies
stan; Apologia?
bill; is that just apologies in italian because i don't think that would work
stan; I hate it here sO MUCH
mikey; <3
stan; Disgusting
stan; Take it back.
bill; <3 <3
stan; Okay, arson it is.
richie; arson me up big boy
(stan has left the chat)
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Fanfictionthe name of the fic will probably change soon. ------------ ah~ drugs and money, the key to a young gays heart ------------ #honestly just a crack book. #modern losers au. #bill adds a bunch of strangers to a group chat and shit goes down.
