Tomarry Oneshots

"Why the hell are you grabbing brown sugar, it's brown? Salt is white, dork.

Last one! I can't believe this is the end. It was a while ride and I enjoyed every part of it. I'm working on Forgotten Prodigy today and am gonna publish the first updated part sometime today. This is my favorite prompt and I saved it for last for a reason.

Muggle AU! Youtuber AU! Harry is a famous chef and Tom is a gamer. No one knows they know each other until Harry and Tom do a collab.

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"Hey guys!" Harry's energetic face greeted the camera. Gesturing off screen and turning, Harry continued his speech. "Welcome to Marauder's Kitchen. Today we have a special guest. You guys have been speculating about who my mysterious boyfriend is... so today you will be meeting him. Guys I'd like you to meet my boyfriend of 4 years, Tom Riddle but you guy's know him from his youtube channel Chamber of Secrets."

Tom walked on screen into the camera awkwardly waving. The white theme of the modern kitchen made the black of Tom's shirt stand out making him look even better.

"Hey guys!" Tom stated with a bit of cheer and he wrapped an arm around Harry's waist pecking him on the cheek. Harry blushed but turned back to the camera.

"T-Today we will be making chocolate chip cookies," A smirk appeared on Harry's face as he gestured to the ingredients out on the table. "You may be wondering why this is so simple. The answer is simple, Tom cat here can't cook."

Harry bopped him on the nose and walked off screen to get a hand mixer and a whisk. Tom looked stunned and turned to the camera with a dopey smile. Seeing the camera, the smile was replaced with a smirk. Leaning closer to the camera, Tom whispered behind a hand.

"Good choice considering last time I tried to cook I burned the toast so badly it was harder than a rock." A small chuckle was heard to the right of the camera.

"It curled in on itself, it had shriveled up and died." Harry set the mixer on the counter and plugged it in. A pale red color appeared on Tom's cheeks.

"Okay maybe I can't cook." Tom conceded causing Harry to kiss him on the cheek. The camera view changes to an overview of an empty metal bowl with the ingredients on the side, Tom and Harry's hands could be seen as well.

"Now let's get started. In a medium mixing bowl mix together two cups of flour, Tom Cat get the flour. Next is a teaspoon of baking sod- not that one, that's sugar, yes that one. Last is a teaspoon of sal- why the hell are you grabbing brown sugar, it's brown? Salt is white, dork. Tom... I swear to Merlin." The viewers are able to see Tom trying and failing to identify the individual ingredients. Harry's chuckles of pure mirth could be heard as well.

"Now mix them up with a whisk, making sure you can't see any clumps of any particular item," Tom's hand's could be seen whisking the batter as Harry continued to speak. "Good job, Cat. Now move that aside and get a large bowl out."

A loud clatter could be heard as Tom's arm managed to knock the bowl off the table. A quick curse could be heard before Harry's thunderous laughter was bouncing around the room.

A quick cut later, the bowl was back on the table and Harry was only quietly giggling. A mixer also appeared on the table with a cord that lead off screen.

"Take 2," Harry's arms made the action thing that appeared in movies making Tom snort before Harry started talking again. "Add 1 stick of melted butter, you can use softened but I like how melted butter affects the texture and makes it smooth. Way to go, you picked the right one Tom Cat. Now add 3/4 of a cup of granulated suga-yes it is that one. Then add 1 cup of brown sugar. Grab the mixer please. Thank you. I am going to do this because Tom is not to be trusted with sharp or dangerous objects."