I struggled to open my eyes, they felt like they were glued shut. I looked up and saw Michael and Luke standing above us, laughing their asses off.
"What the fuck guys." I said. I suddenly remembered I was in just my underwear, so I pulled Ashton on top of me and hid beneath him. Just then his eyes opened and he yawned. He also noticed Luke and Mikey.
"Oh my god," he said swinging his arm at them. "Get the fuck out of here." They refused to leave and took a seat on the couch across from us.
"This is our living room." Michael smirked. Ashton sighed and laughed.
"It's not even a living room." Ash said. "You suck."
"That's not the first time someone's told me that." Michael said. We laughed and I look up at Ashton's face.
I burst out laughing and, so did Ashton when he looked at me.
On his face was a big, black, scribbled dick that had stuff coming out of it. It was surprisingly detailed. We all laughed hysterically for a long time. Then we both stood and ran to look in the mirror. On my face was a girl (I'm guessing me) that had a dick going into her mouth. Again, surprisingly detailed. I grabbed a banana off the floor and ran back to throw it at Michael.
"You're so stupid!" I yelled and collapsed on the other couch across from Luke and Mikey.
"Never in my life," Mikey said. "Would I have predicted that a screaming girl in her underwear would throw a banana at me." I smiled, and brought my knees to my chest trying to conceal some of my body. "Don't worry I'm used to naked people. I live with these assholes." Mikey threw my jeans at my face and I flipped him off and put them on. I felt his eyes on me as I slid my jeans on my legs, I looked at him and he blushed and looked away. I quickly walked to the back of the bus where Ash was trying to scrub off the permanent marker.
"Is it coming off?" I asked.
"Well kinda." He said scrubbing hard at his face with toilet paper. He then put the toilet paper to my face and tried to get the marker off. "Let me know if I'm going too hard."
"It's never too hard for me, daddy." I licked my teeth and he bit on his lip. Just then I heard Calum clear his throat. I looked down at Calum's bunk and saw Emma and Cal's heads poking out from behind the curtain.
"Morning," I said. "Sleep well?" They both smiled and nodded their heads.
They are literally the cutest people on the planet, like little puppies that you could accidentally squeeze to death. They are perfect together and they are both so happy. Emma and I have been best friends for a long time, and life hasn't really been fair for her, or for me. But seeing her smile like this made me warm and happy inside. I was so happy for her, she deserves this. I hope that she never has another sad day.
The two of them climbed out of the bed and went to the front of the bus.
"Do you have a shirt I can borrow?" I asked.
"Yeah, of course. You can borrow any of my stuff." Ash smiled. "Here." He handed me his ripped up Slipknot tank top.
"Thank you." I put it on and it felt so soft against my skin. It smelled like him, I smelled like him. Like sweat, vanilla candles, and a little bit like lavender.
After we all sat together for a little while Luke asked what we wanted to do today.
"Well what time are you guys leaving tonight?" Emma inquired.
"Not until 5." Calum replied.
Suddenly, a wave of sadness and the realization that I would have to say goodbye to Ash again came upon me. Ash must've seen a look on my face because he grinned at me and rubbed my thigh.
"Well I don't feel like doing shit today." Michael said.
"Yeah yesterday wore me out. I just kinda want to lay around today." Luke also said.
"Same, that's sounds cool." I said.
"Okay." Michael patted the arm of the couch and quickly stood and walked away. He came back in his Riddler onesie. "Figured I should get comfortable." He smiled.
After about 3 hours of laying around we were all grunting and sighing out of boredom.
"This was a terrible idea." Ashton said. Everybody sighed in agreement.
"Wait, I have an idea." Calum said. He stood up and quickly ran to his bunk. He returned with a small black box.
"What's that?" I asked.
Luke looked worried and said, "Calum... You said you'd only bring it out on special occasions or emergencies."
"Well this is a special occasion, isn't it?" He grinned and opened the lid. He turned the box so we could see it's contents. Inside were small bags of marijuana, two packages of joint paper, and a lighter.
"Holy shit." I smiled and ran to the box. "I would not have you pegged as the type to do this kind of stuff. I would've assumed Michael would be the one."
Michael spluttered and said, "Excuse me?"
I laughed.
"No, I'm just kidding. I used to smoke heavily at home." Mikey said. I sat back down on the couch and looked at Ash.
"Do you smoke?" I asked.
"Awh yeah," He said deeply, scrunching up his forehead. "I'm not a total stoner but yeah, I smoke occasionally."
"Well, I must be the only one here who is uncomfortable." Luke said.
"Well, you don't have to smoke but you'll be pretty bored since we're all going to be high so..." Calum said.
"Come on, Hemmo. Just one hit." Mikey said shoving Luke's shoulder. Luke's eyes turned to the ground and he bit his lip, obviously internally fighting himself. We all watched him in silence before he finally huffed.
"Ugh, fine. I hate all of you." He threw his hands up in the air. Michael smiled as he began preparing a joint.
30 minutes later all the chips were gone and Luke lost his pants.
