Sander Sides Clue

Who Done It? (Roman Version)

Logan walked over to the princely man and pointed his finger at him. "I believe...it was Roman!"

"Why would you believe that! I could never harm a soul! It proposturios! Ludicrous even!" Roman wailed.

"Oh quit the act! But Logan, explain why you believe it's him?" Janus cut in.

"All I needed was Roman's little flair for drama. You see, every time Roman would panic, he would stir up drama. For example, when I was going to declare Thomas dead, he thought I was going to say alive. So he abrubtly cut me off and hit him again. He wanted to put some allegations on someone else, so he blamed Janus. And now, he is being dramatic to cover up his life of crime."

"Roman.." Patton sighed, "Please admit it and explain why you would even think of doing that."

Roman sat down in the chair, "Fine! I did it! But for good reason! My last check to Mr.Sanders was going to be my last, I was hoping that he would just give up but when this opportunity presented itself, I knew what I had to do."

"But why would you hit him twice?" Virgil quietly asked.

"What the nerd said is true! I thought he was going to declare him alive, so I striked him again." Everyone sat in silence. "No one is going to tell the police this though!"

Roman grabbed the gun and started backing towards the door. "Everyone is going to leave one at a time, or I'll shoot everyone." Sadly for Roman, Remus was one step ahead of him.

"MY TIME TO SHINE!" Remus screamed, ripping off his pants to reveal a thong underneath. All the guests looked away, not wanting to see more. Remus sprinted towards Roman and before he could react, was tying his pants around Roman's wrist.

Virgil ewed. Patton was lecturing Remus, handing him a blanket to cover himself up. And Janus and Logan took Roman by the arms and placed him somewhere they could watch.

Janus rolled his eyes, "Thanks god for thongs."

Virgil sat down, "More like Satan."