#𝗠𝗜𝗥𝗢𝗛; 𝗦𝗧𝗥𝗔𝗬 𝗞𝗜𝗗𝗦 𝗢𝗧𝟴

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🤡 clowns 🤡

lixie: y'all guess what

minnie: what's up?

jinnie: is changbin going on a date

channie: my interest has suddenly peaked 👀

innie: oooh, me too uwu

lixie: uh, yeah he is. how'd u know hyunjin

jinnie: i went to the place where they were shooting for the mag and saw him eyeing the photographer like he was a piece of meat

jinnie: it was scary to see

minnie: tea 🍵

minnie2.0: wOw, is changbin actually getting dick?

lixie: the shade in that message i—

lixie: but yes he is

hannie: dick-less changbin will be missed 😔✊

minnie2.0: he will 😔✊

binnie: can y'all shut up

binnie: you're ruining my ice cream date

binnie: and nO, i will not be getting any dick

binnie: i am a child of god

jinnie: well if that ain't a lie—

lixie: oop—

channie: i—

innie: aw, an ice cream date uwu

innie: that's really cute

innie: can you bring me back some mint ice cream hyung? 🥺

binnie: of course baby

channie: brb

minnie2.0: watch him come back with like 5 tubs of mint ice cream

channie: hA

channie: jokes on you, i'm getting 10

innie: thanks channie hyung uwu

minnie: you're going to be the reason he gets diabetes—

channie is typing...

channie is typing...

channie is typing...

jinnie: well someone is typing an essay

channie is typing...

channie: if my baby jeongin wants ice cream he is getting that damn ice cream i don't fucking care if it's too much ice cream at once, i will buy him anything his heart desires because he deserves that and the rest of the world uwuwuwu if anything or anyone gets in my way I will murder you uwu 💕

lixie: welp, that took a turn

minnie2.0: can we talk about the big problem here?

hannie: what's up?

minnie2.0: my name! everyone has cute ass names with 'ie' at the end and i'm just stuck here with minnie2.0 what am i? a fucking robot?

minnie2.0: not ok bro

minnie: should we name you hoie?

lixie: yes!

channie: i like how it sounds

innie: that's cute uwu

channie: honestly not the worst idea we've came up with in this gc

hannie: sorry babe but imma side with seungmin on this—

jinnie: yessss my boyfriend has the best ideas wow ♥️

minnie2.0: i don't agree to this—

[the users of this chat have voted 7:1 to rename 'minnie2.0' to 'hoie'. click to learn more.]

hoie: dammit