🤡 Clowns 🤡innie: guess who's back to normal bitchez
minnie: oh no
jinnie: ah we're all screwed
channie: he's cute either way
lixie: ^true
binnie: but he is low-key scary when he's not in his little space
lixie: ^also true
sungie: innie, you've got to stop saying 'back to normal' when you get out of your space. you're normal no matter what, ok?
innie: ...
innie: gayhaps a bitch is crying
innie: thanks jisung hyung
sungie: anytime broski
innie: i take that back.
hoie: oh wow he added the period at the end too
hoie: you know it's serious when the period comes in
innie: ya know what i hate about being in my space?
channie: what is it (even though you shouldn't hate any part of yourself because you're perfect and beautiful but ig it's inevitable sometimes)?
innie: uh ok hyung-
innie: i hate that i type out and post the stupidest, most sentimental shit ever
innie: it's the reason my badass, i-don't-give-a-fuck image is ruined
innie: ]:
binnie: you never had one to begin with tho-
lixie: shush
binnie: okay then
innie: it's even worse when everyone says that i'm babie but i'm not babie i'm an adult
channie: mhm say that to your collection of plushies that you cuddle with even when you aren't in your space
innie: (⌒-⌒; ) idk what you're talking about old man
channie: exCUSE ME, OLD MAN?!?
sungie: yes, and?
jinnie: you are old tho
innie: he's ancient wym
lixie: off topic but hey bin hyung, hows it going with mr. lee?
hoie: hUh
lixie: not you you oversized twat
hoie: wHaT dID i dO nOw?¡?¿!
lixie:🍦👉🏽😋🚫🍦🙋♂️🤯🤬😭😭😤
hoie: help i don't speak emoji
binnie: you ate his ice cream so there is no more ice cream for him so he's mad and he's crying
lixie:👍
hoie: oh sorry. i'm at walmart rn, do you want some more?
lixie: y e s
lixie: can you get me mint mint choco choco chip?
hoie: yea
lixie: so back to the point, changbin hyung, how's donghyuck?
binnie: he's fine ig. we're going to the park on sunday.
jinnie: is this another date i smell...?
binnie: i mean yeah i guess so.
binnie: yay.
sungie: what's wrong hyung?
lixie: ^
binnie: he's cute and all and we click well together but i really can't see a future with him yknow
lixie: then it's better to cut this off as soon as possible hyung
minnie: yeah, if you drag this out you'll only end up hurting yourself and him.
jinnie: smart seungmin wowow 🥺💕✨
minnie: shut up and come over for cuddles
sungie: i want some cuddles too but my man is at the store ;-; welp, time to cuddle myself to sleep
channie: same here since jeongin doesn't want to
innie: how do you know i dont want to, you never asked me
channie: i mean, i assumed you wouldn't want to cuddle me now that you're back to being "badass" innie-
innie: well you thought wrong, open your door
innie: i never refuse chan hyungs cuddles and i always take the opportunity to receive them
channie: yeSSIR
hoie: lmao stan 3eye and ateez. stream thanxx and inception
lixie: spoken like a true king
binnie: did you seriously just call him a king-
hoie: wOw, i'm honoured
lixie: wait shit, i didnt mean that-
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