THIRD PERSON POV
Alexander was surprised to find out that he'd be sitting next to the girl who looked like a freshman, but also happened to be the girl who he idiotically forced to apologize.
Gianni, on the other hand, was not only surprised, but willing to go on a killing spree.
The teacher just so happened to be on the list.
"Uhm, sorry about, you know, uhm, well for making you apologize." said Alexander in a awkward manner.
"You mean forcing." said Gianni with tons of attitude.
When I mean tons, I mean if the world had a economy system based on her attitude. She'd be fucking rich.
"Well Gian, I'm sorry." said Alexander in an apologetic manner.
"That's not my name. I accept your apology Alexa. I don't want to deal with anymore stuff today, so I'm going to take a nap. If you have to happen to wake me up during my nap, I will break your head off your body and feed it to Perry the Platypus." She said yawning until she mentions the threat in a scary tone.
"What if you have to wake up after the class ends?" He said curious.
"Then wake me up." She said drowsing off to sleep.
Remember that not everyone looks similar to a master piece or some type of Aphrodite when they sleep, and aren't always peaceful.
Alexander cringed at her poofy and frizzy hair, and how she slightly drooled on to her jacket that she placed below her head.
"Gianni, what does Macbeth symbolize?" asked the teacher as he looked at her asleep.
He asked again irritated.
"Wake up Gian, the teacher's asking you a question." Alexander said as he tugged on her arm and decided to pinch her.
The teacher asked again even more irritated.
Gianni woke up screaming "MACADAMIA NUTS!" as she slapped and broke Alexander's head off and threw it in the center of the class.
Everyone panicked and ran off as his dead limp body bled and slowly squirted blood. The teacher called "Nine Juan Juan."
She regretted it and looked at his dead face in the center of the class.
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Gianni started to feel like specks of pain on her arm. She woke up suddenly and accidentally punched Alexander in the face.
The teacher disappointed, reported her to the principal's office.
She barely noticed Alexander until she looked down and saw blood.
Of course, she freaked out and then chuckled, when she saw him clutching his bloody nose, looking at her as if he was planning to torture her slowly, and the murder her, slowly.
"You punched hard! The fudge! Why did you do this?" Alexander exaggeratedly whispers angrily as they ascend towards the principal's office.
As soon as they enter, Alexander realizes it's the old woman who dragged him by his ear.
Both look at each-other with squinted eyes to make sure that it's really that person that they met before.
"Are you guys going to battle using your eyes or some type of super power mind control? If so, can I be excused?" said Gianni, interrupting the squinting eyes.
"Why were you sent here?" asked the principal curiously as she held her hands together.
"BECAUSE THIS DUMBASS PUNCHED ME!!" he said screaming as he was still confused as to why he's here sitting next to the girl who punched him when she woke up.
"Please refrain from usi—" she said interrupted by Gianni.
"IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!" screamed Gianni into Alexander's face.
The principal decided to be lazy, and give them a day off, which was suspicious until her scent spread across the room.
She fell asleep.
It's smelled like leafs were burning or something.
They decided to check her eyes to see if she'd been doing drugs of some type.
Gianni thought "If so, she could be reported. That wouldn't be good."
Alexander doesn't think the same though, "If she really did drugs, I could blackmail her to get Thomas's money and be left alone for the rest of the day. I am considering it."
"What should we do if she is on drugs?" asked Gianni curiously.
"The only option is too.. Blackmail her, and I get all the money." said Alexander happily.
"You won't be getting all the money, you idiot." said a random voice that come from the entrance.
Alexander froze in fear as he turned to face the entrance.
God is on Gianni's side and apparently, Perry the Platypus is starving.
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