Yuna: see, despite what you heard, hell sucks, it's not fun. yes, there are water slides, but they're lined with razor blades and you splash down into a pool of boiling pee. also, zero dinosaurs
Chaeryeong: there are no dinosaurs?
Yuna: no. as soon as I got there, I was like, "where are the dinosaurs?" and they were like, "we know. Jesus broke in and stole them."
Yeji: wait, wha― as soon as you got― what?
YOU ARE READING
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Fanfiction⊱˚♚ 𝐂𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐊 ࿐₊ -ˋˏ (n.) a joke, typically a critical or unkind one ━ 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐐𝐔𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐒 ━ ongoing fic ━ itzy ━ 𝐓𝐖! mentions of a little bit of everything © 𝗲𝗻𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗲𝗼
