not my daddy not my superhero

chapter 2 - planning

okay so chloe takes a 21 hour drive from michigan to georgia to meet with me (we have a month until we leave for canada so we take this as our time to hang out before preparing to move to canada with everyone else). i introduce chloe to melissa and kimberly (my irl friends) we go to conservatives neighborhoods to steal trump flags to either burn them or cut them up then burn them. we go for the second option. its easier just a few steps to complete it's not that hard.
step one - get as many flags from trumps website and the neighborhoods
step two - we all meet up in this forest to burn them
step three - we make a fire
step four - we stash everything in the fire and watch everything burn
we create a forest fire
i mean- im really not surprised
whose fault was it?
mine
but we set it off
step five - we praise the tré
step six - we go scatter the ashes of the trump merch on the roads
step seven - we all go to my home order food , we go to gas stations , and we watch glee
step eight - we plan how were going to free barron and melania
fast forward the next day none of us got sleep besides kimberly.
chloe , melissa , and i stayed up baking.
we made brownies. they were decent. not bad but not good. like if someone offered them to be i would eat it. we go out and get dairy queen , we go to the mall , go to gas stations , and listen to music on the way back home. that day was pretty good. we watch glee again. i randomly start saying that i should get a pet melissa says "you can't even care for a 1 year old so what makes you think you can take care of an animal" i mean- shes not wrong. but i still get it. i go to pet smart for a mouse. i get everything besides food because im dumb and forgetful. i get to my home and set everything up. i then remembered the mouse had no name and no food. i go back to pet smart to get food. i name the mouse edina. edina is a female , 2 years old , a lesbian , and ravenous. the entire night i spend planning on what pets i should get i decide to get 2 lesbian mice , 1 bi racoon , 2 gay ferrets. so the next day i go back to pet smart and i get 1 more lesbian mouse and 2 gay ferrets. then i get a racoon from who knows where. his name is Charlie , he's a male , bisexual , 3 years old , and is rabies free (I SWEAR).  my new lesbian mouse is gurtrude  she is a female , 2 years old , lesbian , and a little shit. my two new gay ferrets are jack and robin they both are males , 2 years old , and two crybabies. i have to maintain a literal zoo i now own 5 animals. i am a mother. i now get another two pets a pan red panda and a trans frog. their names are garett and lilly
garett is non binary , 2 years old , ftm , omni , and very quiet
lilly is panromantic and asexual , shes a female , 2 years old , and creative.
im a mother of 7 animals with chloe.
fast forward the next week.
melissa came over with kimberly and saw my animals melissa wasnt surprised i would do that kimberly just rushed to the animals. she's been used to animals her whole life. melissa just kept on telling me to take care of those animals i told her i would. mainly because im now a mother of 7 animals so is chloe we have 3 weeks to plan out how we're going to get through airport security with 7 animals,,there was this woman with a pig that went on a plane is she can have a pig then we can have our 2 mice , 2 ferrets , 1 racoon ,  1 frog , and 1 red panda.
in 1 week we need to have everything planned out because again chloe and i met a month before were all supposed to move to canada the next 2 weeks we need to pack everything up and figure out everything. chloe and i (with melissas and kimberlys help) managed to make 2 plans (one backup just in case) plan 1 we say they are security animals or comfort animals.
plan 2 we say we need to travel with them because one of us has anxiety and uses animals as comfort for any attacks.
we planned everything.
week two is done with
week three
annie comes down to georgia from minnesota
there she goes and buys stuff when she can with chloe and i so she can have her things ready for when we move. we really didnt do much besides go to the store and hang out at my home. the next day i introduced annie to kimberly and melissa. we went shopping again. we ate. we watched movies. we hung out all day.
the next day we all just relaxed. we just hung out and went out to eat. nothing special happened. i actually slept for a few hours thst day. then annie woke me up to green day. i wasnt mad i loved that shit. i made pancakes for kimberly , melissa , chloe , annie and i. we watched movies while eating breakfast then we went to a gas station in shitty clothing. i could care less if anyone pointed it out. we listened to music melissa hated because shes used to rap and not punk music / bands.
week four
its the end of the month we're moving to canada because we hate living in america because of the lgbtq+ laws they have here. canada is way better at this point than america. all we have is conservatives that dont know nothing.
thats it for chapter 2
bye :)