As I was sitting down,staring at the dumb thing that I had to fill out,Harry got out his quill and started writing on it, "Hey Harry,what are you even gonna write on there,?" I asked, "Well,Solaris,I am going to write my name,and everything else on it" he said simply, "......oh...." I said,feeling stupid, I peered over on what he wrote,
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"What?! How did you write that all already?! " I exclaimed shocked, "Erm..I don't know,just practice I guess," I started on mine,grumbling When I was just about to write down,'Solaris' Draco Malory came in,with only capris (yeah CAPRIS MY PEOPLE) on and a green t-shirt,which was pretty casual for a Malfoy,also,it was a little short so every time he stretched,his very very pale chest would show. "OI,hi potter," he said casually then he spotted me,then his eyes narrowed,"you look like a....sinio? Right? I could tell by the black hair and the giant nose," at that he very dramatically stretched to show off a very pale chest,I thought for a few seconds about what my uncle used to tease my cousin about,his very pale chest,So I blurted out, "Your one to talk, shrimp!" I really didn't think before I said... Harry started laughing like mad,malfoy turned red and started to slowly walk back to the dorm grumbling, "they are insane" I then turned back to paper and started writing,
"There!" I exclaimed,overexcited "Now," I started,realizing something "how in the bloody hell are we gonna get snape to sign this?" "I have literally no idea" Harry agreed, "Do we just...ask?" "Heavens no!" Harry said.horrified,"we can just....give it to the prefect!...yeah....yeah give it to Johnson.." "O-okay my dude." I stammered back. "Let's....talk about something else.." I started, "Oi,did you see the way hermione's butt moved when she walked away? It was pretty tiny,sexy,but tiny,oh I just want to slap that tiny,tight,sexy little arse of he-" "Woah woah woah!" I said.horrified "why are you talking 'bout a girls arse?! We're eleven! We are not even teenagers!?" "Oh,ummmmm" he said red faced. "She just....kinda helped me and Ron a lot,and she looks clever and kind,her personality is really nice and beautiful,who wouldn't want that?" "Err,I didn't know it was that girl that I helped try to get that toad for the kid named...nick? Nicolas? Nev....NEVille! Neville,for,yeah,I guess she was pretty nice,but...I'm pansexual so,yeah I actually do want that" "Hm? What does that mean?" "Err,a lot of meanings,but it means I am, neither straight,gay,bi,it just kinda means I date whoever based on their personality" "Ooo,cool,I only like girls though," "So your straight then," "Yup" "Mmhm" "That still didn't solve the problem of you being a perv" He looked at me shocked, "H-hey! I'm not a perv!" "You were literally just telling me about how tight and small a girls arse was my dude." "Touché" I then picked up a giant book I was reading,something about 2739 pages long,I was on page 927, A couple hours later,when I just turned the page to 1308,Draco came back out with another kid, "Hey sinner! Watch this! Accio paper!" He yelled, At that,my paper zipped to him "oi!" i started "give me that back smellfoy!" "ɴᴏ! Nᴇᴠᴇʀ ʜᴀʜ!!" "YOᑌ ᒪITTᒪᗴ ᗩᖇᔕᗴ!" i then went to grab him,but he pulled his wand out,Damn extra tutoring! He couldnt know that much spells,i mean,he is only an 11 year old firstie,right? "extorqueo!" i heard The spell hit my arm, it immediately had effect,I felt horrible pain,I started screaming,then I heard a *pop!* and I watched in horror as my arm dislocated,I looked at Draco then my arm,then Draco,then Harry whom screamed, "Vibrosura!" Vibrosura,the jelly legs jinx.a classic. Draco then fell over struggling to get back up,through all of the commotion,I didn't see the prefect and professor snape behind us... "What is going on here!?" Professor snape snapped We all stopped screaming and looked over in horror,,through all of the commotion,I didn't see the prefect and professor snape behind us... "These two came up and starting fighting me,I did what I could to defend myself though" Draco said as he struggled to get into a sitting position "No! That's not true sir! He came up to me and accioed my paper to him then fired some spell called Vibrosarah or something! Now my arm hurts a lot!" I said Something flickered across snapes face, "So let me get this straight,he came up accioed your paper over to him then dislocated your shoulder?!" "Dislocate-he did WHAT"
