So if you didn't read the announcement I posted, I'm gonna go out of town/state Thursday and stay at my aunts for a couple of days
So If you update or something and it takes me the whole day to read it, that's why
So have some incorrect quotes in the meantime :3
That picture at the top fits even though I already used it and I couldn't get it to work on any actual writing part so :P
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Germany: Tell me a random thing about space.
France:Abraham Lincoln is president of Mars.
Germany: What the fuck?
France: I don't know, America said it and it's been haunting me ever since.
Australia: My only non animal related talent is breathing.
America: You have the highest rate of asthma, moron.
*locked up in cells for some reason*
Russia: WHO THE FUCK HAS A HARMONICA?
Russia: ...Of course it's America.
Germany, talking about America,France and Britain: And they were Allies!
Russia, very much not sober but likes listening to his boyfriend talk: Oh my god, they were Allies.
NATO and UN:What's going on here!
EU talking to ASEAN: Whatever it is, I bet it's a global superpower's fault in some way.
UN: Since you won't be able to contact me for a month, I've left a complimentary bowl of advice.
UN: For example, "Russia,China,North K. and America, stop doing that!" Just applies to everything.
France: I have faith in you.
America, genuinely confused:...why?
*after an eventual marriage*
Germany: Our first year as a married couple and we're still in love.
Russia: In your face, those who said we wouldn't last a year!
America, casually dress up as a cowboy because Japan probably-: Will you be the yee to my haw
Embarrassed Britain, with France laughing on the floor next to him: I'm begging you to stop.
France: Whose turn is it to give the pep-talk?
Britain: [sighing] America's...
America: Fuck shit up out there, but don't die.
Germany: [very confused] Inspirational?
Germany: I'm friendly, I'm loyal, I'm hardworking, I'm energetic, I... I just described a dog, didn't I?
Russia: Well, yeah, but people love dogs....Including me-
North Korea:*pointing at America from across room* This vermin speaks of affairs he knows nothing about!
China, completely chill: That is true.
North Korea: He has no respect!
China, still completely chill: That is also partially true.
Norway: It's Saturday, the day of rest.
Finland: Sunday is the day of rest.
Sweden: No, Saturday is the day of pre-rest.
Norway: Pre-rest?
Sweden: Yeah, so that way when you actually get to Sunday you're rested enough to enjoy your rest.
Germany, about Russia: Our babies will be smart AND beautiful!
German bastard dad's ghost(Third): Not to mention imaginary.
America: Germs, I think it's time to tell you, your bacon allergy is a lie.
France: Your dad made most your allergies up.
Britain: So that you'd eat healthier and be less childish.
Germany: What? No. No, I'm just allergic to a lot of stuff.
Germany:*listing on his fingers* Bacon, donuts, Halloween candy, not saying "thank you".
Germany:
Germany: Oh my god.
[Insert someone who is or used to be a global superpower]: We need to think. How do we usually get out of these messes?
[Insert someone else who is or used to be a global superpower]: We don't. We just make a bigger one that cancels the first one out.
China, reading a fortune cookie: If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same.
America: [with his mouth full] Kill two.
Germany: *lightly licks something Russia was about to eat* I licked it therefore it is mine.
Russia: *licks Germany*
Germany: *blushing* Well played.
Germany: Is anyone else scared?
Poland [could really be anyone]: Not really. I've already lived longer than I expected.
Germany: If I died, would you miss me?
Russia: It's cute that you think death can get you out of this relationship.
Russia, carrying Germany bridal style: WE'RE GETTING MARRIED!
Italy: Did they just...?
America: Tomorrow's problem.
North Korea but could be anyone: Why are you helping me so much?
Me/the author if I was thrown into the countries world: Because my life is a mess right now and I compulsively take care of other people when I don't know how to take care of myself.(probably)
Inset Drunk country here: IF YOU DIDN'T WANT PEOPLE DROPPING IN FROM THE SKY, YOU SHOULD'VE LOCKED YOUR CEILING!
UN: We are here to learn how to treat each other with respect and dignity.
NATO: SO SHUT UP AND LISTEN!
*Russian and German families are forced together because rusger*
Prussia:*to Soviet,Third, and Russian Empire* You three's most extreme reaction is an eyebrow raise.
Soviet or Third: FALSEHOOD!
[Reichtangle snaps twice(to check hearing if you didn't know)]
Prussia: I stand corrected.
Russian Empire: There's the one for today.
North K.: I feel like I have died and gone to Heaven.
South K.: I have that dream too, but you go in the other direction.
*something bad happens around the NAFTA(Canada,America,Mexico) group*
Canada: You know,sorry, but I'm gonna go ahead and blame America for this. And Mexico, I blame him too.
Mexico: What did I do?
Canada: I'm sure you did something.
Drunk Russia: Why my hand shaky.
Drunk America: Your skeleton is ready to hatch.
Russia: This is so ominous, thank you.
Reader/you: [is upset]
Me/Author: Hey, you know, if spiders had a complex social structure like us and they viewed humans as gods and each one of us had a religion that groups of spiders group into, you know what that would mean? It would mean that there is a group of spiders out there who are rooting for you.
Spain: Why are you like this?
Britain: I used too much 'no more tears' shampoo in 1739 and haven't felt a single emotion since.
France:I saw you smile literally today.
Britain: You have to pick your battles.
Germany: One of the battles that we picked was to stop The NAFTA group and Slav group from running plastic tubes all over the building and placing hamsters inside of them.
France: They were gonna call it Tube City.
North K. : Okay, you two can talk about America all you want, but I'm not gonna listen, because there's no "I" or "me" in America.
America: There's both.
(Yes the original quote actually said America)
NATO: I need all of you to be straight with me.
UN: [looking at the countries] That's going to be extremely hard for almost everyone here.
EU: Who's in charge here?
China: Country wise, usually that's whoever yells the loudest.
Germany: Woah, look at the sea!
Russia, drunk, looking up: The water is so blue.
Germany:Russland. That's the sky.
Russia, laying next to Germany who is asleep: Nice.
Germany, still asleep: [cutely cuddles closer to Russia]
Russia, holding back tears: N I C E
UN: I hope you have a good explanation for this.
America: We have three, actually.
China: Pick your favorite.
Russia: And you know what the worst part is?
Ukraine: That you're having to process your emotional pain without alcohol?
Russia: No!
Russia:
Russia: Yes!
America: Vegetables are a social construct.
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Well there's that, I hope you enjoyed
The car ride to my aunts house is like a 5 or 6 hour drive so I might write something during that
But I have to wake up at like 6 tomorrow :,0
Welp that's all f o l k s-
YOU ARE READING
Could be an art book IDK ok
De TodoI honestly just need this so someone can see what an OC looks like
