You'll be surprised to know that I'm not actually wise and old... or even a dude👵👵👵
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So anyway, Idk how these things work but kids, don't randomly share ur personal information on the internet, cuz it's a dark... DARK place.
Hey! I'm a-wise-old-dude, u can call me:
🌈 Zen
🌈 Awkward
🌈 Dad(dy)
Or anything that floats ur boat!
___I'm a major introvert-- to the point where I can't talk on the phone (so it's either texting or using the phone for memes)
____I'm also a sensitive baby and I'm still learning self love and respect🌈🌈🌈
I'm a gurl (grandma really--)
Pronouns: she/her
_____Hobbies:-
🌈 Reading and hoarding books (I have a million books that I have yet to read but I save and bookmark all of them😂)
🌈 Sketching.
🌈 Criticizing myself.
🌈 Procrastinating and yeeting my responsibilities.
🌈 Listening to depressing songs to further fuel my depression (DON'T DO THAT KIDS, IT'S SIMPLY DESTRUCTIVE)
🌈 Wasting time by doing nothing.
🌈 Daydreaming.
🌈 Memes.
🌈 Obsessing over kpop idols cuz I have no life.
🌈 I'm a black belt when I'm beating up on myself, but I'm an expert at giving love to somebody else
___I'm brown in case u wanna know (which u don't but hush child), and I'm from Pakistan!
I'm a mama's child and I used to be a huge tattle tale as a kid (Idk what I'm doing here at this point🗿)
____Things I like:-
🌈 Horror movies (it's my favourite movie genre)
🌈 Sweet people
🌈 Yaoi and bl stuff
🌈 purple aesthetics
🌈 Babies (although they seem to hate meh😭)
🌈 Ao3 fictions🌚🌚🌚
🌈 Being called daddy
🌈 Cartoon and anime
🌈 Bunnies
🌈 I'd like it if u followed me👵👵👵
🌈 I love to make new friends but I'm too awkward to do that irl
____About K-pop, I Stan:-
🌈 BTS
Bias: Kim Seokjin
🌈 Blackpink
Bias: Park Chaeyong (Rosé)🌈 Got7
Bias: Jackson Wang🌈 Red velvet
Bias: Irene (Bae joo-hyun)🌈 I love and appreciate all these groups and each and every member in them.
🌈 I'm against fan wars cuz that's simply immature
🌈 I really wanna buy albums of their music but I'm broke😭
____Other music:
🌈 Ariana Grande
🌈 Melanie martinez (simply obsessed with her music)
🌈 I mostly just listen to whatever songs I like lol
____Phobias:-
🗿 I'm scared of insects (especially cockroaches)
🗿 Heights
🗿 Intimidating adults
🗿 Failing
🗿 Canines (yep that includes cats and dogs, they r cute but I'm still scared of going near them)
🗿 and usually kids and babies are scared of me, sooo...
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And now for mah face:-
I deleted it, but lemme assure ya, ur not missing out 👵👵👵
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I feel like all of this was too normal, and I'm clearly not normal... wth
🌚 I'm weird
🌚 I talk to myself (it's a coping mechanism excuse YOU)
🌚 my hair falls so much that I'm surprised I'm not bald yet😂😂😂
🌚 I'm actually a quite person (mostly)
🌚 I try to be funny, but no one laughs 👵👵👵
🌚 I brood a lot
And that's about it!
P.s. if u made it till here then ur a very beautiful hooman uwu
And Demi Lovato's 'I love me' is my whole life in a nutshell 🌈🌈🌈
YOU ARE READING
ABOUT ME
RandomI high-key regret this and low-key don't wanna delete it... Anyway, name says it all👵👵👵