ATTENTION ALL HOMO(sapiens)

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HEY FU*KERS! GUESS WHAT? Y'ALL STARTED TO CRY AND MOURN ABOUT ME UNPUBLISHING THIS BOOK SO I'M REPUBLISHING IT!

No but really, y'all can chill now. Put down ur guns and calm thyselves. Cuz the BLUE WHALE CHALLENGE was apparently not real. Now before u come at me, i just wanna say mY bAd 👵👵👵

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On the bright side,
🌈now we can read out smut in peace and quiet.

🌈And I gave u lessons to fight off internet predators so u can now successfully ward off creeps in general

🌈 I'll be reposting that 'about me chapter'

🌈 Y'all can celebrate and go do other shit now

On the fucked up side,

🗿 I (hopefully) scared the shat out of y'all by saying that I was taking down that chapter (not really, no one cared👵)

🗿 and y'all got to see that fricked up Mickey mouse pic😂😂😂

🗿 I also reprimanded u to share personal information with ur step grandpas and I'm sorry for that, now u can go tell ur grandpa the size of ur d**ks too! Yay! (Plz for the sake of God, don't do that👵👵👵)

And yup, that's about it! Stay safe and healthy and keep being weird

I'M SORRY IF THIS CHAPTER DOESN'T MAKE SENSE AND FOR ALL THE CURSING IN IT.
STAY SAFE!

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