Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
"Why you sucking in that stomach?" Nene asked.
"Embrace them curves. Bro got yo' ass thick" D'Asia said.
"No he got me fat. All he do is feed me and fuck me" I said.
"I don't see the problem" D'Asia said.
"Okkk long as he don't trap my bitch during the summer we good" Nene said.
"Me trapped? Girl please, fuck them kids" I said.
"Period even though Quez got me being a step mama and shit" D'Asia said.
We laughed as someone knocked on the door.
"It's DoorDash" I said opening the door.
We were about to do a seafood mukbang for our YouTube channel.
D'Asia set up the camera as we sat at the table separating our food.
"Who's BET performance was the best?" Nene asked starting the conversation.
"Megan's" D'Asia said.
"DaBaby's" I said.
"On god I'm stuck between my bitch Meg and my nigga Baby" Nene said.
"I didn't know if i wanted to shake some ass or start a protest" I said.
"Y'all stupid" D'Asia laughed.
"This shit hot" I said as my nose began running.
"You said you wanted it spicy" Nene said.
"I know but damn" I said getting nauseous.
"Who's y'all favorite YouTube couple?" D'Asia read the question from the comments on your Q&A post.
"I wanna say De'Arra and Ken because they so unproblematic and lowkey. They just make money and pop out on vacations" D'Asia said.
"Can I confess something? I still watch old Chris and Queen videos. That's how I know I'm toxic" Nene said.
"Toxic as hell. Them pranks with Armon, Trey, and Jazz hit different though" D'Asia admitted.
"Facts, I fuck wit' Amy and Mazi too" Nene said.
"I stan they cute ghetto asses" D'Asia said.
"I rather eat a Timberland boot than watch The Prince Family" Nene said.
I didn't even agree because I was focusing on not throwing up. I stood up running to the bathroom.
"Maybe I got 'em too spicy" Nene said holding my hair back.
"I think it's the cereal I ate this morning. I told Satan ass that milk was spoiled" I said.
"I ate some of your cereal and bitch I'm fine" D'Asia said.
"Wait, are you on your period?" Nene asked.
"Not yet why?" I asked.
"I'm on mine and Nene started spotting this morning. If we all on you definitely supposed to be on" D'Asia said.
"Bitch please tell me you ain't let Satan trick you out yo' summer. We ain't even did half the shit we was 'posed to do yet!" Nene said.
"Once again, fuck them kids" I said brushing my teeth.
I took that cheap ass off brand plan B that Satan brought me. It worked, it had to work, it better have worked.
"I say let's go get you a test to make sure.. You can't be out here smoking and drinking and there's a possibility you could be pregnant. You ain't finna have my tete baby with 9 toes" Nene said.
"Bitch said 9 toes" D'Asia laughed.
I rolled my eyes.
"I know I'm not pregnant but just for y'all to get off my ass I'll take a test" I said.
- "Y'all nervous? Cause I'm doing great" Nene smirked.
Since I had to take a test I made them take one too. We were all waiting on the results.
"I ain't worried 'bout shit. If it's positive Quez finna slide me that 6 hunnid" D'Asia said.
I was too nervous to laugh. I started off confident but now I was becoming doubtful.
The timer went off and I took a deep breath.
"Y'all hoes look nervous" Nene laughed.
"Shut up" D'Asia and I both spoke.
"On three.. One, two, three" D'Asia counted before we all flipped the tests over.
My heart dropped.
Positive.
"NEGATIVE HOES! See I'm built for this step mama shit" D'Asia said.
I looked over when I heard sniffling. Nene's test said positive also.
"Not Ms. I'm Doing Great" D'Asia laughed.
I wanted to laugh too but so many thoughts were going through my head.
"Ren, what yours say" D'Asis asked.
I held it up.
"Wowwwww" D'Asia said.
"I swear this gone fuck the summer up" D'Asia rapped before laughing.
We mugged her.
"Baby Devil and Baby Tj.. I love to hear it" D'Asia said.
"D shut the fuck up for a minute" Nene said.
"I can't breathe" I said.
"If I was pregnant by the devil I probably wouldn't be able to breathe either" D'Asia said.
"No, I really can't breathe" I repeated holding onto the sink.
"Calm down, just breathe in and out " Nene coached.
D'Asia placed a cold rag on my face.
"Call Satan" was the last thing I heard before I blacked out.
