apex legends shitpost 3

mami

Mirage: this one looked at my mom, at my momma, at my mami,

Octane: You talking bout the girl who had you? Or the girl you're tryna smash

Mirage: There's different kinds of mami's, one where you're like "ey mami, *whistle*" and one where you say "ey mami, can you make me a sandwich?"

Octane: so which one was it?

Mirage: my mami that makes me sandwiches ;^;