Boba: what's dick mommy?
Hound: a thing men have
Ciri: then what's pussy?
Hound: a thing girls have
Boba: I want dick and pussy mommy!
Ciri: me too! Let's go to the store and buy dick and pussy!! :D
Kody: take my fucking wallet
Ciri: *chewing on a used tampon*
Boba: hey is that ketchup on that f o o d?
Ciri: yees,
Boba: I want some *takes the tampon out of her mouth and chews on it* now we share the same saliva
Boba: brother, can we have your dick
Kiru:n o .
Ciri: dad can we have ur dick?
Kody: *running away like the little bitch he is ùwwú*
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apex legends shitpost 3
Humoraha this is the third one, W H Y M U S T I S U F F E R Have a nice time reading uwu