Re:Zero X Konosuba OFFICIAL CROSSOVER (Re:Zero Infinity)

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Ram: Ah... today is too peaceful. Hey, it's lazy Barusu. Don't think that you can be lazy when your work is done, or else you'll be lazy forever.

Subaru: The older sister who was relaxing just now is not qualified to say that to me!

Puck: Aah, it's really comfortable relaxing! Makes me want to sleep too, huh...

Subaru: When you say stuff like that, you look like a real cat.

Rem: Miss Emilia please have some tea.

Emilia: Thank you rem! Oh, this fragrance is this pinggou tea?

Rem: Yes, it just happened to be in the shop when Rem passed by. Subaru and sister should also try it.

Subaru:... Oh, delicious!

Ram: Your craft is getting better and better, Rem. Regarding tea art, your sister has nothing to teach you.

Subaru: You didn't even have anything to teach!

Rem: Hehe, my sister is very good at making herbal tea.

Subaru: In that case, I want to drink it!

Ram: no, there is no need to serve tea for Barusu.

Subaru: You're being really mean, I even helped you clean today!!

Rem: Only if Emilia let's, may I also sit down and drink tea together?

Emilia: You have no more chores left, right? If so, of course!

Rem: Then Rem shall be respectful and obedient and drink tea with everyone.

Subaru: The days recently are a bit bland, it's not bad...But it's really boring if nothing happens. Did anything interesting happen to anyone here? For example, some girls falling from the sky or something?

Emilia: don't say that! If it comes out of Subaru's mouth it feels like its gonna happen!

Subaru: Nothing that ridiculous would even happen!

Suddenly, from outside, a beam of light shone.

5 minutes before...

Aqua: Something feels off?

Kazuma: What did you say, you feel something's off? Or do you have a stomach ache again?

Aqua: That's not it! This was told by the instinct of the goddess! I have a bad hunch! It's really trustworthy.

Kazuma: Let's go, Everyone.

Aqua: Hey! Don't ignore me!

Kazuma: It's really annoying... No money to make without working. Although I have a home to live in, I am penniless. Otherwise, who's making dinner today?

Aqua: I definitely won't.

Megumin: Okay, let's solve the problem quickly. We just have to remove this base that holds a teleportation magician, right?

Darkness: Moreover, as a nobleman, I shoulder the responsibility of protecting my party members, and I will never let this kind of swindler cause any more harm... By the way, there are rumors that women have been stolen underwear because of his teleportation magic. But please don't worry! I will be the shield for everyone by then!

Megumin: Say... did Kazuma ever do such a thing?

Kazuma: Look I swear I can't choose what to steal its not my fault! Hello? Guys!? Right?!?

Aqua: Seems like it... Then Megumin, please. Blow up the base and Kazuma with it.

Megumin: Understood. Here, Crimson-black blaze, king of myriad worlds, though I promulgate the laws of nature, I am the alias of destruction incarnate!

Kazuma: Stop spouting stupid crap!! We have to blast him before he can use teleportation magic! Come on! Megumin!!

Megumin: in accordance with the principles of all creation. Let the hammer of eternity descend unto me!!

EXPLOSION!!!

With one blow the magicians base blew up.

Megumin: That was perfect... Now I have to only ask for you to pick me up, please.

Aqua: Awesome now let's go back and have a drink.

???: HEY! HEY!! HEY!!! WHICH IDIOT BLEW UP MY BASE!!

Aqua: Dang, He's here!

Megumin: Hey, what do you mean by idiot...?! This is too rude to a genius magician, right?!

Teleportation magician: You brat!! If I didn't use teleport magic in advance, I would've been blown to pieces! This is not something that can be cast on people so casually!

Darkness: I don't mind taking it!!

Kazuma: Things will become very troublesome if you intervene. Shut up, please.

Aqua: We need you to get caught here please, you have a 400,000 Eris bounty!

Teleportation Magician: I don't want to be caught here by you! I still have wishes to be realized! Come here magic circle!

Kazuma: This guy is gonna use teleportation magic! This is bad! we have to stop him!

Teleportation Magician: Send!

Kazuma's party: Aaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!

...............

Rem: Eh? Did you see that glowing light?

Puck: I bet some girls just fell from the sky

Subaru: No way, there will be no one!!

With a roar, luminous objects fell from the sky and fell into the courtyard.

Emilia: Hey, let's see what's going on?

Subaru: Oh man..