Re:Zero X Konosuba OFFICIAL CROSSOVER (Re:Zero Infinity)

Chapter 1-2

Kazuma's party narrowly escaped the giant toads, thanks to Emilia's help.

Megumin: Uugh, sticky...

Darkness: Aaahh! Look at me... I have been defiled...!

Emilia: Are... you alright?

Kazuma: Ah, as you can see, they're very capable women. You can leave the alone.

Megumin: What are you saying!

Kazuma: Yes! yes! I will give you magic power later so just calm down!

Darkness: Just thrown aside... Oh oh... How tragic, really these people...

Subaru: ... The female knight over there?  Are you really okay?

Darkness: Really, this is a common thing, it doesn't matter.

Kazuma: Sorry for making so much trouble. Thank you for saving us my name is Kazuma, an adventurer.

Subaru: Sato... You wouldn't be Japanese, would you?

Kazuma: Yeah, hey wait.. You too?

Subaru: My name is Natsuki Subaru!  I came from Japan and now work as a butler in this mansion!

Kazuma: Oh...And who are they over there?

Emilia: My name's Emilia, just Emilia.

Rem: My name is Rem, its great to meet you.

Ram: My name is Ram, maid of Lord Roswall mansion.  What a gorgeous way of visiting us, guests.

Kazuma: We didn' even really want to come here...but I really haven't heard of the surname Roswall.

Subaru: Where did you come from?

Kazuma: We come from a city called Axel is it near here?

Subaru: I have no idea. Do you know anything Rem, Ram?

Rem: Sorry, rem doesn't know.

Ram: I don't know either.  Is it a remote place?

Subaru: What about you Emilia, Puck?

Emilia: I don't know really.

Puck: Hadn't heard of it.

Aqua: Aaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!

Kazuma: What the hell, Aqua! don't shout so loudly, my eardrums almost burst!

Aqua: This sucks! This sucks!!  This sucks!!! Kazuma, this is a different world!  Different world!

Kazuma: What?  What are you talking about?

Aqua: I'm saying, this world is not the world we were in before!

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Subaru: So originally you were adventurers and got sent here while fighting a pervert magician.

Aqua: That's right the teleporter did this I'll make sure I beat him up when I see him.

Aqua: I can't believe I, as a goddess of water, would encounter such a thing!

Emilia: Eh, you're a goddess?

Aqua: That's right! My name is aqua the beautiful goddess of water.. Wait, you guys believe me?

Emilia: Amazing!  This is the first time I've seen a goddess.

Aqua: Mmingming

Emilia: What's wrong?  Did I say anything bad?

Aqua: Because aaaahhh, because aaaaaaah, this is the first time someone believed me!!

Kazuma: It's because of how you act.

Aqua: Hey! That's mean!

Megumin: Kazuma, Kazuma!

Kazuma: Yes, yes, Kazuma here.

Megumin: Let's ignore Aqua's daydreams for now. Shall I introduce myself?

Kazuma: Go ahead.

Aqua: It's not a daydream!

Megumin: My name is Megumin. I'm a master magician and I can manipulate explosion magic!

Darkness: I shouldn't be rude. I'll also report about myself.  My name is Darkness and I am a superior knight.

Subaru: A superior knight... A goddess of water and a crimson mage... Kazuma, your team is really powerful!! Did you deal with the devil or something!

Kazuma: Hahaha... I used to think so too...

Aqua: What? No! Our goal now is to defeat the devil! The demon king!

Megumin: Yes! We must defeat the guy who claims to be the strongest!

Darkness: It's my wish to conquer the demon king.  No matter what kind of suffering I'll go through...

Aqua: So we have to return to our world soon!

Kazuma: I'm sure, in this world, it's impossible to go back...

Aqua: Woah! Woah! Woah!  This is too much, this is way too much!  I thought I was just thrown in some random place, but I didn't expect to be in another world!!

Kazuma: I know! I know! Stop crying in my ears!

Kazuma: Please, do you know the easiest way to return to our original world?

Subaru: In this case, you should stay here for the time being before finding a way to go back?  Is that okay with you, Emilia?

Emilia: There's no other choice. I think its fate they came here.  Let me ask Roswall.
Kazuma: Thank you for the big help.  I really want to sleep.

Rem: let Rem lead the way.