Re:Zero X Konosuba OFFICIAL CROSSOVER (Re:Zero Infinity)

Chapter 1-3

Kazuma: Oh...not only does it look luxurious from the outside, but even the inside...

Aqua: Look, Kazuma!  There are so many expensive paintings and vases!

Kazuma: Hey, don't just touch it!  If you break it, You'll have to pay for it yourself, y'know?!

Megumin: We're really lucky to be able to live in such a place!

Darkness: ...Yeah.

Megumin: Something wrong, Darkness?

Darkness: No, it's just that a more rough texture on my bed would be a better suit for me than a thick and fluffy one.

Kazuma: I see, I see... Emilia, let her sleep in a stable.

Darkness: YES!

Emilia: Sorry? We only have ordinary rooms here...

Megumin: When we walk around the mansion like this... It makes me feel a little embarrassed.

Aqua: Yeah the frog's mucus is still on me and its really smelly!

Emilia: That does look reeeeaaaaaalllllyyyyy uncomfortable. Ram, and Rem, could you set up the bath?

Rem: Understood, Rem is going to prepare it now.

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Ram: The preparation for the bath has been completed.

Aqua: This is great!  Now I can finally be freed from the sticky feeling!  Can I go first?

Megumin: No way! That's too mean! I want to get rid of this stickiness as well! Hey, Aqua!

Emilia: Our bathroom here is very large, so it doesn't really matter. You both can go in.

Subaru: Yeah, it's a large bath that can easily accommodate 10 people.

Aqua: Eh? Is it? Come too, Emilia!

Megumin: Yeah. You also fought the frogs, you must feel uncomfortable now, right?

Emilia: Yeah... I'm sweating a little. Ram, and Rem too, shall we go in for a bath together?

Rem: I respectfully obey.

Ram: ... Don't show a beast-like face Barasu, and don't think you can come in the bath with us.

Subaru: I didn't show a beast-like face!  I'm not even thinking about it!

Kazuma: Really, are we the second batch to go in?

Subaru: We can't help it, so just be patient.

Emilia: Sorry Subaru, we'll go first, but we'll try to be as fast as possible.

Subaru: No need, take your time.  You should slowly soak.

Emilia: Thank you.  See you later.

Kazuma: Hahaha...-That means I have to stay here for a while...

Subaru: Why not wash your hands and face first?  I will take you to the washroom.

Kazuma: Oh really! Please, this is really uncomfortable.

Subaru: Oh, then come with me.

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Kazuma: ...Ah! Finally refreshed.  However, I still want to take a bath as soon as possible.

Subaru: It's alright we have to give priority to the ladies.

Megumin: Ah~ I feel alive again!

Aqua: The bath here is so comfortable!

Kazuma: ... I say, Subaru... Is it right that the bathroom is next door?

Subaru: That's right...

Kazuma: If so...

Subaru: Hey! What are you doing? Why are you walking to the wall!

Kazuma: Oh its nothing, I just saw a strange bug on this vent that's all.

Subaru: You think you can trick me? You want to peek inside, don't you?!  I won't let you!

Kazuma: Look Subaru, I want to ask you something. You live with such a group of lovely girls and you never wanted to peek into their baths?

Subaru:...

Kazuma: See, I told you. It's not a good habit of questioning people's morality.

Subaru: Wait! No! No! No! I can't just let you implement this perverted scheme just because you want to!

Kazuma: For men, there are certain things that must be done!  And by the way, I'm not peeping I just want to check the vent!

Subaru: That's enough!

Ram: What do you noisy men think you're doing here?

What emerged from the opened back door was the posture of Ram who was not supposed to be here.

Subaru: Ram!  You're not going to take a bath?

Ram: I just came back here to take back what I have forgotten. Your undesirable delusions spawned by Ram's excessive beauty.  Unexpectedly, it would be really dirty for you to put this in practice.

Subaru: Wait! This is a misunderstanding!  I clearly wanted to stop it!

Kazuma: Yeah! Me too!

Ram: Ram needs no explanation.

In the face of Ram who had a malicious shine in her eyes, Subaru and Kazuma were both blown away by a furious gust of wind

Subaru: Ugh, this is too much, isn't it...?