Stupid things i say in a day

part l.

*I keep shitting my pants perfusly

*that tampon did a number on my asshole

* my thong is falling down my ass

*no father i slapped my butt and fell in the water

* im not on butt crack

*whats thee 80's

*no im autismistic

*my booty shorts ate my butt

*penis in my dick

*im a child of hooha

*my nipple got caught in the fumes of my bootyhole

*i got hot cheeto in me nose oh wait no ot down me throat

*i actually got dick up my ass

*it burned my noseical and my throatical oh wait wot

*i tooted

Im so sorry abt that im literally aids sometimes im so sorry tho i think i stole at least 39 brain cells from u thanks for the donation