*I keep shitting my pants perfusly
*that tampon did a number on my asshole
* my thong is falling down my ass
*no father i slapped my butt and fell in the water
* im not on butt crack
*whats thee 80's
*no im autismistic
*my booty shorts ate my butt
*penis in my dick
*im a child of hooha
*my nipple got caught in the fumes of my bootyhole
*i got hot cheeto in me nose oh wait no ot down me throat
*i actually got dick up my ass
*it burned my noseical and my throatical oh wait wot
*i tooted
Im so sorry abt that im literally aids sometimes im so sorry tho i think i stole at least 39 brain cells from u thanks for the donation
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Stupid things i say in a day
Randomim a stupid fuk and im going to expose myself so yea hope u like it hahah