* my butt glock be itchen
*but im afraid if i itch it, it'll trigger its firing system
*my friend morgan* *i could put my hijab on to this
*me* *the fuck did u just call me
*i thought you called me a swear word in Indonesia oh what that not a language
* i didn't mean for jesus to hate me and give me a stanky asshole
* "in british accent" I sound like a chipmunk choking on a ball sack
YOU ARE READING
Stupid things i say in a day
Randomim a stupid fuk and im going to expose myself so yea hope u like it hahah
