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Chocoholic: Where the hell have you been? >:I
GamerNerd: What are you talking about?
Chocoholic: I sent you a message at least a month ago. WHEN I SEND YOU A MESSAGE, YOU DAMN WELL BETTER ANSWER ME.
GamerNerd: Whoa, someone's cranky. Come and talk to me when you finish a chocolate bar, mkay?
Chocoholic: YOU'RE NOT A BURST OF SUNSHINE YOURSELF, MATT.
GamerNerd: HAHAHA!
Chocoholic: What's so funny?
GamerNerd: I'm more pleasant than you are.
Chocoholic: No you're not. What a load of shit.
GamerNerd: AND HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW THAT, HUH? YOU DON'T KNOW ME.
Chocoholic: I do too. Don't start, you dork.
GamerNerd: I'm busy.
Chocoholic: With what? Killing zombies? Is that why you haven't answered me in over a month?
GamerNerd: No.
Chocoholic: Don't you lie to me.
GamerNerd: Yes.
Chocoholic: You're outfit sense is tacky. And I hate those stupid goggles you wear.
GamerNerd: Aw, love you too, Mell-mell.
Chocoholic: AND YOUR CONSTANT SMOKING DRIVES ME BAT SHIT CRAZY. YOU'RE GOING TO NEED NEW LUNGS.
GamerNerd: That's cute. I hate your mushroom haircut and the way you saunter around the orphanage.
Chocoholic: I DO NOT SAUNTER.
GamerNerd: You do too. I watch.
Chocoholic: AND I DON'T HAVE A MUSHROOM HAIRCUT. AT LEAST I DON'T WEAR FUR VESTS IN THE MIDDLE OF SUMMER.
GamerNerd: I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE WEATHER, AS LONG AS I LOOK DROP DEAD GAWGEOUS.
Chocoholic: Are you gay or something? 'Cause I mean, it's okay if you are. ;)
GamerNerd: I'M NOT GAY, MELLO. I TOLD YOU THAT NAOMI MISORA HAD NICE BOOBS, REMEMBER?
Chocoholic: Mhm, okay.
GamerNerd: I'M NOT. I don't have a crush on you, if that's what you're wondering. After all, I think I'd attract other guys if I wore what you did.
Chocoholic: Oh, that's crossing the line. And that's really offensive to the homosexual scene. They're people too.
GamerNerd: You're a big baby. That's what you are.
Chocoholic: Then what does that make you?
GamerNerd: TOTALLY AWESOME. THAT'S WHAT.
Chocoholic: You're such a loser.
GamerNerd: Love you too.
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