America x world oneshots

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BABY!!!!

(Before we get started I just want to tell everyone about a post I saw on Tumblr so let me reread- or type it for you all*clears throat*. PSA!!!!!!! ON THE FOURTH OF JULY HETALIANS ARE SPAMMING SOCIAL MEDIA WITH THE TAG #happy birthday Alfred f jones AND OTHER TAGS LIKE THAT!! TAG IT UNDER RACIST TAGS AND THE FOURTH OF JULY TAGS! THIS IS IS INSPIRED BY THE KPOP STANS AS A FORM OF PROTEST!! BRING OUT YOUR MOCHI AMERICAS AND SPAM TWITTER LIKE HETALIA SEASON SEVEN JUST RELEASED!! SPREAD THE WORD!!

So today go on any social media platform you have and spam tags to help with protesting. I don't really know what tags would be beast so just go around and decide what to tag yourself.

Now back to the normal program!)

So I'm sorry to say that I don't have a chapter ready at the moment because I was so focused on the Ameripan chapter so I can get out the other chapters I already finished but don't worry! Next year I'm giving him more then just what is up top and well the rest of the chapter. So to start it off let's have one of America's songs aka AMERICAS'S MARUKAITE CHIKYUU. Also warming for the video up top America is not a good singer in the slightest. But it's growing on me, maybe because he's my precious son and I can't be mad at I'm for too long.

(Clap your hands everybody and everybody just clap your hands
Clap your hands everybody and everybody just clap your hands)
Hey hey daddy, get me a cola
Hey hey mommy, hey hey mommy
That freshly-baked apple pie,
I will never forget the taste of it!"
Draw a circle, that's the Earth
Draw a circle, that's the Earth
Draw a circle, that's the Earth
I am America
Draw a circle, that's the Earth
Looking closely, that's the Earth
Should that happen the Earth
I am the hero
Ah, with just one brushstroke,
You can see all of the wonderful world
Where the beef and dreams are both supersized!
America
"To express the multi-colored world through sweets
Is the very proof of a hero!"
Draw a circle, that's the Earth
Draw a circle, that's the Earth
Draw a circle, that's the Earth
I am America
Draw a circle, that's the Earth
The ever surprising, shocking Earth
Lie on your back, that's the Earth
I am the hero
Plenty of butter
Makes tummy-filling recipes
"I like fatty foods!"
From tomorrow, I'll go lose weight at the gym
America
Yeah, yeah, brother, get me a cola
While you're here, sister, could you pour some for me?
Oy, oy, grandpa, peace is number one!
Sweet baby, "I'm floating in space"
Hey, hey, daddy, gimme some chicken too
Mommy!
That freshly-baked apple pie,
I will never forget the taste of it!
Baseball, American football,
And, in winter, ice hockey!
"Basketball's hot too!"
"Amazing"
Draw a circle, that's the Earth
Draw a circle, that's the Earth
Draw a circle, that's the Earth
I am America
Ah, with just one brushstroke,
You can see all of the wonderful world
Where Lady Liberty's mouth is three feet wide!
America
Ah, throughout the whole world
Sleep many recipes of happiness
Pushing forward with a hot dog in hand!
America

*Dramatically wipes fake tears out of eyes**whispers* Beautiful, also my first reaction to hearing his singing voice was "omg this is horrible*whispers* I love it" next I'm going to show you all of the stories that I have drafts(finished and unfinished) for, but only the title and the "official" title. The "official" title will have be like (this). Well if it already has an "official" title.

You know how at the beginning of the Russia chapter I put a "title" in big bolded letters? So pretty much the title of the chapter is usually the part of the ship that isn't America and if there's a drastic difference (aka there not the 1p country's as well country's) there will be an AU in it. Though as you will see with are future line up it's not always the case

Magical strike amripan

Mermaid AU 2p(ish) USUK
(Love and comfort)

Let's tell the story of tonight~

AU Idea

Canada.... but Evil?

No Real ship just sad shit

Gravity falls AU 1

Gravity falls AU 2
(What happened in organ?)

Neyo! America and Neyo! Belarus

England and Canada

Writing prompt
(Please pay attention)

Yep, all those bitches are the ones I came up with so far! Also quick question. I have some other Hetalia one-shots that I don't know were to put. Should I just put them in my one-shot book like I originally was going to or make a separate book for them?

Ok the final present, you know how I said I didn't have a one-shot? Well, I just got an idea for one. This was originally going to be for a picture but I'm away for my drawing stuff and I want this out here as soon as possible sooo here you go.

America grumbles as he walks back to his house. He is not having a very good birthday. Sure he's had birthday's. In the middle of a pandemic before, as well as a war. But a Birthday in the middle of a pandemic AND a..... what would be a good word to describe this? A revolution sounds good. But ya what are the chances of that happening!

He sighs, normally he celebrate his birthday with the micronations in America(there's like a good amount), Puerto Rico, Tony and the government but you know..... this shit. America walks into his house and open the door and see's........ what the fuck is this?

Puerto Rico was holding two teenagers in her arms that were squirming as she was trying to kick them out and there were a bunch more people in the house. Some were putting up decoration, some were seating up a food table, some were taking food off of the food table, one dude was asleep on the couch, and some were just talking. "What the fuck?" Everyone froze and then looked at America. All of them then screamed in unison "HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA!!" Puerto Rico drops the teenagers in her arms to cover her ears and the guy on the couch falls off and flat on his face. He gives a thumbs up and says in a paned voice "America ya...". "Thanks but WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!!!?!???" They all start crowding around him ignoring the question. There showering him with praise and presents. Some of the presidents are art of him or fanfics some or normal things like a new watch or a comic book. Things go by as a bunch of strangers that now him and don't seem to respond to certain questions celebrate his birthday. Tony and Puerto Rico seem to have just shrugged and joined in.

By the time the day was done and all evidence was cleaned up America was exhausted and confused. He wouldn't say it was a bad day but he won't say that it was good ether.

Well that was the end sorry it's shit, it was pretty rushed. Anyways I hope you all have a fantastic day, bye!