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Magical strike amripan

*chanting wall banging fists on a table* MAGICAL STRIKE AMRIPAN, MAGICAL STRIKE AMRIPAN
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(P.s. in this there speaking French) Kiku looked at the scene in front of him. Absolutely fucking baffled. A crossdresser with the ability to shoot what are those? Sound waves? From his megaphone was fighting a guy with a dumb jacket that had what looked like one of those portable money dispensers(Idk what there called) shooting what he thinks is blank check's at him at an absurdly fast pace. Kiku slowly pulled his camera up and took a picture. See this shit, this is why he took the opportunity to switch to the France branch of his company. SO HE CAN GET AWAY FROM MAGICAL GIRLS!!! Or umm cross-dressers in this case.

Soon someone in a blue van(*cough*Arthur *cough*)Started throwing papers at the money boy. He screamed in pain like the paper's burned him. Then the crossdresser got into the van them speeding off. Kiku walked over to the Pile and helped the boy trapped. Kiku dug throw the pile the paper all had one word in big bold letters on it 'PAPERWORK'.

When the boy was freed from his paper prison he gasped as he sat straight up. He looked at Kiku and then latched onto him. "thankyouthankyouthankyou" "Umm your welcome but please let go of me" the boy with a star on his cheek then let him go. "Thank you so much! Normally I'm stuck like that for an hour entail someone notices I'm missing and sends my brother out to get me." "It no problem" Kiku said. "Here hold on" the boy stood up, towering over him. The boy stuffs his hands in his pockets and rummages around then pulls out a ridiculous amount of money. "Here" he says handing it to Kiku "oh no a can't take this" but he wanted to oh how he wanted to.

The boy rolled his eyes "come on your not Mr.Rogers or Bob Ross take it" 'who are those people?' Kiku thought. "I don't want your mone-" the boy starts comely shoving money down Kiku's shirt. Kiku quickly takes the boys hand and pushes it away. The boy freezes and then finger guns walking away awkwardly.

Kiku sighs as he terns in his pictures to the news paper he works for. Today was weird, but hay he got some extra money! Kiku leaves his apartment to by groceries at the closest super market, man the French have a weird love for them(no seriously my French teacher played a video wen I was in, like, what 6th 7th grade? Anyways she was showing short films made in France by French people and one of them was about I guy falling in love with a cashier and the entire thing was a fucking commercial for said grocery store! And like they were weirdly excited about the checkout. I also learned that French bag there milk form that film).

Kiku stumbles with his groceries as he walks. Suddenly he heard a voice call out to him. He turned around and saw the boy from before. "Hi!" The boy said as he walked up to him "I'm Alfred by the way!" Kiku looked around confused "I'm... Kiku" "I know!" Alfred said happily. Kiku looked at him kinda scared as Alfred took some of Kiku's groceries "here let me help you" oh boy this is going to be a LOOOONG day
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MAGICAL STRIKE AMRIPAN, MAGICAL STRIKE AMRIPAN, MAGICAL STRIKE AMRIPAN, MAGICAL STRIKE AMRIPAN, MAGICAL STRIKE AMRIPAN, MAGICAL STRIKE AMRIPAN-*get's slapped* OW OK!!! Sheesh-

🎵🎶~After story notes~ 🎶 🎵

This is the part of the story we're I give you information such as cut content, the next chapter and shit that did indeed happened in the story but I couldn't think of a way to include it!

Man this one sucks! I was so excited about the concept that I started this with no real idea for the story. I seem to have a habit of doing that. Also you guys got some Official titles I can call this? Cuz I got nothing.

I was going to show more of Alfred's evil side but now he's just kind creepy(er).

The next chapter is Mermaid AU 2p(ish) UsUk aka Mermaid-err octopus? Oliver finds the person they've been stalking drowning and terns him into a Mermaid to.

7/17/2020