Thanksgiving is tomorrow so this rant is on Thanksgiving. You might be thinking, why would someone hate Thanksgiving. I hate Thanksgiving because it’s basically nowadays a less exciting version of Christmas. All the guys in our family eat like twenty pounds of food and then sit in front of the television and watch football and they do not want to be disturbed at all. I know this because one time I had homework over the long weekend, which I hardly ever do, and I need help and my mom was busy talking with my other family. I decided to get my soon-to-be step dads help. He is quite smart and could easily help me. He was watching the football game with some of my uncles. They looked quite lethargic and smelled strongly of beer. I knew it was bad idea to ask him but my retarded self asked any way. It ended with a lot of yelling, crying, pacifying, and groundings, it was only for the rest of the day but still, I was nine.
Another reason I hate Thanksgiving is it’s just a reason for fat people to eat a lot. I will do a rant about fat people later, but yah, I could do without all the face stuffing and just have it like a regular dinner with about a little less than a half pound of turkey, one small scoop of mashed potatoes and and stuffing, and then maybe some jello. That is what I do for Thanksgiving every year and I am not fat whatsoever, yah I gained like two pound, put that was it. I see no reason to eat so much to get fat. We are not going to hibernate like squirrels, so what’s the point. I know the point is to be with family, but if all they do is not communicate with one another, what’s the point.
That is all I have for this rant. BYE!!
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No FicciónThis will be the first of my many rants. These rant will go as followed. I will pick or be suggested a topic to rant about and if you feel triggered by what I say, tough shit, its my opinion you don’t have to like it. I will do this once a week for...
