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Astoria

Okay guys, seriously he is getting out of control

Pansy

Agreed

Hermione

Do I have permission to kill him now?

Pansy:

No

Hermione

😔😔😔

Ginny

But like, why?

Pansy

As much he hurt me, I still have a heart.
I'm not going to tell my friends to intentionally hurt someone.

Harry

Wow

Ron

What was the point of this chat? I'm trying to eat🍗🍗

Lav

Shut up Ronald, we have important stuff to talk about

Lorcan

No but seriously, what should we do about him?

Luna

Anyone have any ideas on how to get him to leave us alone?🤔

Draco

Let's tell his fans what a heartless person he is?

Hermione

Ooooo I like where that's going

Astoria

We actually need to do something though

Luna

Wait, why?

Astoria

Because he convinced all his followers and me and Lav into thinking y'all are always cheating

Blaise

I kinda just wanna murder him🤷🏾‍♂️🔪
He's such a git

Pansy

No!
Revenge is better but not murder

Draco

I'm with Blaise😅

Astoria

I'm pretty sure we all are but Pansy

Luna

And me because I'm actually more sane than all of you

Lav

Mmmmmhmmmmm so you haven't thought about how satisfying it would be to get him?

Luna

...
That doesn't mean I'm going through with it

Ginny

Pweaseeee? 🔪🔪

Pansy

If all you guys wanna do is murder him, then why do anything at all?

Neville

I just wanna say that even though his is being an ass, he is my brother

Draco

Only by blood

Blaise

Yeah and if he doesn't quit messing with our group, he's not gonna have much more of that

Lorcan

Holy shit you all are pyscho

Hermione

Ugh, can we kill him too?

Lorcan

I was kidding😅😅

Ginny

Not funny

Harry

Okay guys seriously

Ron

What should we do?

Lav

More like what shouldn't we?

Astoria

Be kind to him
Forgive him
Allow him back with us
Unblock him

Pansy

Why would we do that?!

Astoria

Oh, no. I was answering Lav's question

Draco

Lorcan is right
Our friend group is psychotic

Hermione

Don't for get chaotic

Harry

Idiotic?

Astoria

I beg to differ

Ginny

Yes but Hermione's right about chaotic.
We've been texting for a while now and the only thing we've established was the first thing that was said.

Lav

And what not to do

Ginny

True

Lorcan

We'll figure something out
Right now let's just be normal witches and wizards and famous people

Luna

So as normal as it gets with psychotic, chaotic, and idiotic friend groups?

Lorcan

Pretty much sis