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@hermyy has invited @Lavv and @ronW to a private chat

@ronW and @Lavv have accepted @hermyy 's invitation to a private chat

Ron:

What's up Mione?

Hermione:

I'm going to just get straight to it. Not only were your babies only 1 weak apart from the time birthed to the time impregnated again, this babies hair was brown. And neither of you have brown hair. It's physically impossible for that to be your baby knowing that information

Lav:

I'm sorry?

Hermione:

Which one of you isn't actually the babies parent?
It would make the most since if Ron was the dad because really it's almost impossible to get pregnant the week after giving birth

Lav:

Are you accusing Ron of cheating on me?

Ron:

Why would I do that?

Hermione:

I logic my way to conclusions. My logic has lead me to the conclusion that one of you is not the real parent. If I'm wrong just correct me

Lav:

You're very wrong!

Ron:

Me and Lavender got reallg lucky, but if you can't be happy for us then that's fine

Hermione:

I'm sorry guys. I am happy for you two. It just didnt make sense to me.

Lav:

Well, it is our baby so. And thank you

Hermione:

Your welcome