It had been 3 months since Megumin had gotten her new staff.And her and Kazuma would go out everyday to use her explosion magic on an abandoned castle.
Adventurers guild
Michael: Doing all of these missions is fun and all Kazuma but we should really be focusing on defeating the Devil King.
Kazuma: I know Michael but I don't even know where to start.
Michael: Luna.
Luna: Whats up Michael?
Michael: If we were going to defeat the Devil King, where should we start?
Luna: You'd have to defeat all of the Devil Kings generals.
Michael: And how are we supposed to do that?
Luna: You have to find them.
Michael: Do you know where any are?
Luna: Nope sorry Michael.
Michael: Alright. Thanks for your time Luna.
Luna: No problem.
Kazuma: Even if we found one of the Devil Kings generals there's no guarantee that we could actually defeat one.
Megumin: Don't worry Kazuma, even if we do fight one of the Devil Kings generals I always have my explosion magic.
Kazuma: I hate to say this to you Megumin but a general of the Devil King would most likely have very strong magical resistances.
Darkness: But you always have me Kazuma. Remember I won't hesitate to charge the front lines.
Michael: I'm gonna get some fresh air.
Stepping outside Michael was infuriated when he saw Aqua harassing Eris nuns.
Aqua: And if you don't start worshipping me you'll both burn in he-
Michael: Aqua what the hell are you doing?
Who the hell are you asked Aqua while drunk as she put her fists up to fight.
Michael: I'm your old friend amnesia.
He then punched her in the gut.
Aqua: OWW!
Michael: And I've come to tell you if you ever harass anyone who worships another deity again, I'll make sure you reach heaven before these two ladies.
She tried to get up.
Michael: Get down there.
He then threw her onto the ground.
Aqua: Wait, Michael?
Michael: What the hells wrong with you harassing these gentle ladies of Eris.
Aqua: I thought they were prostitutes.
Michael: Ladies, I'm sorry about this woman. She's unfortunately lost her mind to the demon drink. Or at least I hope she has and wasn't always this stupid all along. So uhh please excuse us.
Eris nun: Eris bless your kind heart stranger.
Michael: Now Aqua, were going to fight or at least try to find one of the Devil Kings generals.
No I don't think we can fight one of the Devil Kings generals yet said a drunk Aqua.
Michael: Well we're still gonna try.
Back inside the adventurers guild
Kazuma: AQUA YOU IDIOT! What were you thinking harassing Eris nuns like that? Do you have any Idea how embarrassing you are?
I'm sorry Kazuma. I really thought they were prostitutes.
Kazuma: How could you confuse nuns for prostitutes Aqua?
Aqua: I don't know Kaz-
Michael: Because she was drunk as hell.
Aqua: That's not true.
Michael: Megumin, cover your ears.
She did as told.
Michael: I can smell the alcohol on your breath you lying sack of shit.
Waitress: Please stop cursing sir.
Michael: Of course, I'm sorry miss. I'm gonna see what missions are available.
At the mission board
Michael: Whats up with these missions lately. Look at this one kill a fire dragon. Hey Luna.
Luna: Yes Michael.
Michael: What's up with these missions lately?
Luna: One of the Devil Kings generals has moved in nearby scaring away lower level creatures.
Michael: Wait I thought you said you didn't know where we could find one of the Devil Kings generals.
Luna: I'm sorry but I forgot to tell you that one of his generals was nearby.
Michael: It's alright Luna.
Luna: Take care Michael.
Michael: You too Luna. C'mon Dogmeat we've got a general to kill.
As they were exiting a siren went off.
Luna: EMERGENCY EMERGENCY! All adventurers report to the front of Axel.
In front of Axel
There in front of Axel was an armored headless knight.a
Beldia: WHERE IS THE MANIAC WHO KEEPS BLOWING UP MY CASTLE!
Kazuma: Who the hell is this guy?
Michael: I'm guessing that you're one of the devil kings generals, am I right.
Beldia: YOU BETTER BELIEVE I'M ONE OF THE DEVIL KINGS GENERALS. AND I DEMAND TO KNOW WHO KEEPS BLOWING UP MY CASTLE.
Kazuma: What are you talking about?
Beldia: Everyday you and that child use explosion magic and blow up my castle.
Michael raised his gauss rifle.
Kazuma: Don't Michael.
Michael: Why not? I have a clear shot.
Kazuma: We're not strong enough to take him on.
You're probably right said Michael while he put the gauss rifle back into his pip-boy.
Kazuma: There's no need for violence ok. We'll stop using explosion magic on your castle.
Beldia: Glad we could straighten that out.
Beldia then disappeared into a cloud of smoke and was gone.
Kazuma: Don't worry Michael, we can take him on another day.
Michael: Ok Kazuma.
