Chapter 11

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Lol today is my Birthday YASSSSS and I'm actually ganna have friends come over and hangout.

*Gasps* "Author-Sama has friends?!?!?!?!"

No shiiiiiiiittttt

lol but turn da fuck up cause I'm officially legal on social media >.<
Lol this chapter might suck cause I totally rushed it all yesterday so that I could post it today and say how it's my birthday lol XD
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"Festival?" Ahri asked dumbfoundedly.

"Yes, you know the one they hold every year in the town?" Sona asked.

"Oh yeah.... What does it have to do with me?" Ahri asked bluntly.

"YOU BAKA! Of course you're going to with me! Remember you promised me?!"

"I don't remember agreeing to such nonsense."

"I'll refresh your're memory then."

Flash back

"Today we will learn about male and female genetalias." The teacher said, causing eruptions. Some were bummed out and some had perverted expressions on their faces, eager to learn. *Cough* Laito *Cough*

"Ne Ahri-chan." Sona said, nudging her shoulder on mine.

"What do you want?" She asked, venom tracing her words.

"Do you like to eat dango?" Sona asked kindly.

"Only if I can lick it off of someone's ass." She said seductively, licking her lips.

Sona sweatdropped disgustedly(damn I realized that I haven't made anyone sweatdrop in a long long time) "O-Okaaayyy.... well the festival is coming up soon and theres a good dango stand that they always have. So how about going there when you go to the festival?" she inquired the fox.

"Yeah Yeah, just leave me alone." She demanded while carefuly listening to her instructor.

"Breast, also known as boo-"

End of flashback

"Oh yeah, now I remember." Ahri said while scratching the back of her neck. "When's the festival anyways?"

"It's tomorrow tonight actually. What are you going to wear?"

"Oh that's goo- WHAT TOMORROW NIGHT?!?!?!?!" She yelled the last part, shaking Sona's shoulders back and forth. "Oh well, I'm not ready and I don't have an outfit so looks like I won't be able to go actually.." She devilishly grinned to herself

"Oh yes your going, besides I brought your kimono that you're going to wear!" she responded buoyantly, handing her a box.

"K-kimono? Geez, you're trying to kill me aren't you?"

"w-"

"My apoligies for dissrupting your useless conversation but we must get going, the limousine is already here." Reiji said from the side.

"Oh well thankyou for the kimono, I'll see you tomorrow!" Ahri said whilst Reiji dragged her into the limosine, seating her next to him. On the other side was Laito.

"Ne Bitch-chan, what's in the box?" Laito asked seductively while wrapping an arm around Ahri.

"Oi get off of Melons, she belongs to Yours Truly!" Ayato demanded

"Will you stop calling me Melons, needle dick?"

"What'd you just say you bitch?"

"That's right, You've got more dick in your personality than you have in your pants."

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