~no pressure no diamonds~

vii

i am crying

I saw this funny joke, which is harmless, saying:

DEAR ATHEISTS, How is it that cavemen survived the asteroid but dinosaurs didn't?

and the response goes: Social distancing. They stayed 65 million years apart.

okayyyy geez it was a joke.

the comments on this post broke my heart.

"Dear Christian. Because the caveman was not around at that time"

okayyyy wait a minute. maybe there isn't millions of years. maybe there was dinosaurs...in Job, a book of the Bible they talk about 2 very interesting creatures sounding very similar to dinosaurs...humans and dinosaurs could have lived in unity until the Flood.  also, your going to assume a Christian wrote that...? gee thanks, a lot of other religions believe this too....it's called opinion, please that actually hurt.

here are some more, with my responses to them:

"To all the Christians here- this was a joke for Atheists. Not for you. Its not your cake day."

Again, assuming it was us who wrote this...wow. this hurts. we do not target your beliefs, and we do not mock you. thanks to you, we never get our cake day, because you always steal the cake from us.

"Dear Christian poster. How is it you can function with only one braincell?"

well ouch. Since when did you think bullying people because of their beliefs was a good idea? That really hurt. Do we go walking around saying you have one brain cell because we don't believe the same things as you? Please....stop :(

"their last brain cell shed when they tried to explain the bible."

excuse me. stop making fun of our God. its funny how C. E. M. Joad...search him up, became a Christian...funny huh? they found the truth. and he people knew athesism...

"you cant say "jesus is real" it's very annoying. AND in the bible, it says, God loves everyone as his "on and only son". He ain't gonna send ME to hell. Hades will because I dont believe in him."

Jesus is real. What i find annoying is the fact that you are bullying us. God loves everyone, yes, but loving is different from forgiving. He cares and wants you to follow him, but if you chose the wrong path, you will go down it and soon, you won't be able to turn back. please...chose Jesus. He can save you!!

"when Christians get annoyed they say some rando stories about floods and water coming out of rocks. Scientists have evidence. Its like saying the Earth is flat- but with a book or two along with it. We don't know what's going on in this world, but there if you want to be in a happy medium with both science and spirituality, convert to Buddhism. Thanks to all the scientists on BP"

ok, just stop. this is getting crazy. stop getting all personal, i know you hate us, but have some humanity.

"Actually it isn't at all - simplest life forms are on lower strata. You will never find a modern mammal next to a dinosaur in the fossils. Hanging on nothing - The Bible also mentions the earth has 4 corners - you can't choose what it figurative and when it isn't to suit your purposes. And if the time scale is longer - according to the premises of fundamental Christianity, NOTHING died in all that time because sin had not yet come into the world? Problems. Problems. Problems."

we are not hanging onto nothing. we are hanging on the promises of God. actually you are hanging onto the THEORY of a man. It is not even a THEORM...which means it is proven. you yourselves claim what you say is 100% true yet the scientists that support this cannot prove it correct. When you say every corner of the earth you mean every nook and cranny. I would like you to show me where you are pulling all these 'verses' from...i'm sure their different from what you are saying.

"Ahahah I love the amount of effort you put in trying to defend a myth! Come on, hold on to your myths without trying to convince others that they are actual History, or you sound just like the original poster - ridiculous. You can't trick people who actually know science by making mental gymnastics."

you are being a hypocrite. YOU ARE THE ONES HOLDING ONTO A MYTH. you are the ones that are stuffing your myths down our throats and trying to convince us that this is actual history. You can't say this is not true I literally get attacked when i say i am a Christian. That is all i say and people come stuffing their Atheism down my throat...

"Damn, so many religious people are so ignorant. Aggressively ignorant, and proud of it."

You are the aggressively ignorant people. Stop.

"Out of all the stories in the bible, you picked the most ludicrous one as scientific evidence. How did polar bears and kangaroos got on an arc in Palestine? And did they just walked back to their continents afterwards? Come on, the only reason why various cultures talk about a flood is because abnormal storms occur anywhere in the world."

Its funny how you pick and chose. really. hilarious. Ever heard of Pangaea sweetie? i'm sure you believe in it, after all your an atheist. all atheists believe in it, and it is a very solid reasoning either way. So if Pangaea was real THEY CAN WALK OVER BECAUSE THERE IS ONLY ONE CONTINENT.

"Trouble is the ones that need this knowledge won't understand it"

We don't need this. We know it, because it was forced down our throats in high school, and we can understand it because i got an A, we just chose not to believe it. I'm a Christian, let me have my beliefs.

There were a few others along with me that were Christians, but we need prayers. These are dark times. Jesus is coming back soon! I am gladly awaiting his returning!!