Born to be badass

death on wheels my ass

Picture above is
Barbara palvin staring as hanna monte in born to be badass.
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After being expelled from multiple schools, my mother and father both decided that they have had enough and sent me to a far away boarding school .

Well that was about a year ago.

My mother's theory about me going to saint Marie's boarding school will transform me from a bad girl into a pink loving girly girl with two pony tails side to side and a squeaky clean attitude which also is known as a goody goody if your stupid enough to not figure it out.
Well, about that....mother clearly chose the wrong school. I am so loving this boarding school which means it's not a good boarding school,we don't have to wear uniform although it's not mandatory some freaks wear them can you believe it.we are welcome into each other's dorms,elaborating more we could go into the opposite genders dorms in the middle of the night without getting in trouble, even parties are allowed.

Who ever was the founder of this boarding school was obviously high from sniffing  pounds upon pounds of crack into their nostrils when making these rules.

Plus in saint Marie's there are tremendous amounts of hot guys. Its raining men .sorry  i got a little carried away ,there anyways ,Its heaven,might I say.
All I have to do is maintain a passing grade or else they call my parents and I get a strike.They only give you three strikes, if you do something extremely bad,you get a strike,but I don't have to worry about grades because last time, I checked I'm a smart ass ,I know everything there is to know.Im even in advanced classes,like advance calculus,and all of those jazz.
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It's the last week of summer vacation and I'd be going back to saint Marie's.
The only problem is that I have to be good during summer vacation,but not as good because my parents will think something's up.Its like being Hannah Montana, living a double life except I'm not a rockstar.

"I'll help you pack,you guys are going to have so much fun,but you can't mention fun to your parents."i say and Kelsey cuts me off

"Why can't we ?"she asks

"Well I was getting there when you cut me off, anyways because the reason for going to saint Marie's is to become a goody goody and have a good reputation,they don't want us to have fun because they know how we have fun,do you understand"i say looking at Kelsey,Rita,Andrea,and Pasley.

They are my best friends,since diaper days,we are so close and our bond is unbreakable even when my parents sent me to boarding school, we found ways to communicate.we have done so many harms together,which we don't regret but aren't proud of either.
well,kelsey,Rita Andrea and Pasley are being sent to my boarding school,they also are badass but not as badass as the queen badass,me.

My friends and I were at a restaurant ,because our parents allowed us ,which is pathetic, I mean come on I'm 16 when do they expect me to go out on my own, I gave them the puppy dog eyes.It always works.I'm a genius,i know,no need to mention it.

Mwahahah Mwahahah, that was my evil laugh If you were guessing, I'm still working on it

"Would you like a table"a waiter says to us
I look at him as if he grew horns and became a transformer.
"No not at all,we came here to eat on the floor,carpet for 5 please."i just had to let my sarcasm run wild
Pasley elbows me
"Sorry ,of course we would like a table, I mean where are we supposed to eat? A table of course, geez people these days"i say looking at her without blinking while blowing a big bubble.
"We would just like a table for 5, please"says Pasley.
The waitress rapidly scurries away.
"I miss you so much"says Rita
"Our group had no you in it so it was sort of lame"
"But seven more days and we'll be together at last and well always be together,we promised,oh and have you guys been practicing that dance I sent you"i say
we are a dance crew not to brag but I'm the captain and I have to keep our group moving.