Peter: ello
James: pff- hey Pete
Peter: I'm booooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedddddddddddd
James: that seems like a personal problem
Peter: :0 ROODE
James: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) try me boi
Peter: why the Lenny face tho?
James: cuz why not
Peter: -_- I question ur intelligence sometimes
James: I was like 16 or something when I joined the army- get on my level kid-
Peter: yet you still act like a child 90% of the time-
James: wow- rude
Peter: u love me anyways
James: in what way tho-- :)
Peter: in a none illegal way- ur like 95- I'm 16
James: pff- true- but before I was frozen I was- 22 or something- I can't remember
Peter: wait till I'm 18 loser
James: r u gonna disappear for another month now?
Peter: or... hear me out- I'll txt u in 2 years when its legeal-
James: I mean- I can wait 2 years to date u- but no txting for 2 years? ouch
Peter: YEP- if u rlly love me you'll wait
James: I'll txt u in 2 years then-
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James: night Pete-
Wooow- AC updated- what a surprise
Happy birthday to you guys (idc if it's not ur b-day happy fucking birthday)
AC out
I'm not bothered to look over it- :')
Y'all tell me if I mess up anything
Your smarter then me
:)
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Wrong Number, Cutie
FanfictionPeter was suppose to text MJ so she wouldn't kill him Yet he fucked up the number in his panic and texts an unknown number