Dear people of this harsh world today I woke up, then I went back to sleep again. What an exercise that was *wipes of sweat* ...I lost a diamond...my mom wouldn't stop telling me to search for it, turns out it was under my shoe all along, but now I have a mess to clean up in my room 😅
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Wanna know something...I slept with 13 thumbtacks on my bed and I didn't die!! I sleep like a maniac so yeah I'm shocked Im not dead...yet...
My mom said that if I didn't find the diamond she was gonna take away my phone then I said "I'm worth more than that diamond just sell me!" She just gave me THE look 👀 you know the one that has an ass whoopen behind it. But she didn't whoop me so I'm good but in my head I told myself that the diamond was worth more than my whole entire existence!
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As I'm currently writing this my little brother is playing Roblox and my foot is itchy.
The best kind of prize is a surprise! Haha!
I need help as you can see. I don't know what I'm doing with my life right now...oh wait..I don't have one! I just ate a sandwich it was good!
Fun fact about me: I need to pee😌
My friend named Bob one time ran in my school hallway with toilet paper stuck on him....(he is my imaginary friend) he had a girlfriend named Juanita but she left him...I think I don't remember.
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I have goosebumps right now. I'm wearing a hat indoors. My mom told me to got get the mail...I'm on my way...I'm walking just one more minute.....got here...my brothers orders got here my dog just stuck his tounge out at me....I'm petting her now
I'm still outside, my cat Satan just fell off an object....he is now staring at me. I'm staring back. My mom wants me to water the plants I'll be back in a few
*five minutes later*
I'm back she just wanted me to turn the water on. Oh also for my friends quince I'm gonna have a duet with her well a dancing one we are doing Lisa's "good thing" dance cover also known as the chair dance...
(I'm doing it mirrored)
When I was rehearsing it with my friend the chair fell 3 times and I hurt my little toe.
Also if you are a Charlie Pussy fan then you can go suck my big left toe at a 13 degree angle! He messed with our little Jungkookie how dare he that ungrateful swine! I will find him and shove my muffin up his nostrils he should realize the danger!!! Or maybe I'll shove my chopsticks up his anus 😃
Well that's it for now bye bye 👋
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