THAT BABY IS SLICK

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The baby: I LOVE MY MOMMMY AND DADA
Peaches: HEHEEHHEEHH now I can slap her slilllly into the nest universe
Mowie: ALLL U HAD TO SAY IS YOUR WELCOME
Peaches: MMM yesss thank you daddy mowie that was soooo rocky at the beginning but now it's rock solid. My BIG daddy can I call you Dwayne PLEASEEE
Dwayne: Yes any thing for my peachling
Peaches: I'm gonna name you Lolita
Dwayne- I LOVE THAT NAME IT REMINDS ME OF MY FAV MOVIE WHERE THIS GUY ———
Pinky pie- NOPE we are not talking about that in front of barren trump he is a child
Barren- u know that I have to see dads shrimp every single day when he goes golfing he gets reallly hot
PiNKY - U SEE WHAT
Peaches- OOOOOH I love his shrimp
Barren - I know RIGHTTT
PINKY- WHAT let me get this straight you like trumps shrimp
Barron- YEAH how else do u think I got my milk from when I was younger it wasn't from ivonka she wasn't there
Dwayne- WAIT SO THEN HOW DID U COME INTO WORLD
Barron - my dad and drphil
Pinky- WAIT SOOOO WHAT YOUR SAYING ooooh god I don't wanna hear
So later on that day they all walked out of cave And peaches said waitttt I forgot my itching cream and my burning boooty hole cream
So peaches gave Lolita to THE ROCK
The rock- hi Lolita when your older don't let any man look at you while reading books cause that is bad luck
Barron - GUYS where pincky go
AHHHHHHH* LOUD SCREAMS*
Dwayne went RUNNING and threw Lolita far away and hit car *car alarm goes off**
Pincky- GET YO STANKY COOOOCHIE OFF MY NOSE AINT NO ONE WANTS TO SMELL THE FISH PLACE AT THE STORE
PEACHES- I KNEW U WERE GONNA TRY TO KILL ME SO GUESS WHAT
PINKY- like you can do any thing u as big as a prison bus
Peaches-3......2...
PINKY- WHATTTT ARE U DOING
PEACHES- * LAUGHS***** 1!!!! BYE BYE
Pinky - WHAT ooooh see I told u nothing would happennnnnnn........ DR PHIL COMES FLYING DOWN FROM THE SKY and has a CHAIN SAW IN HAND AND YEEEETS HER INTO PEICES
Apparently after Dr. Phil Cut pinky in half comes to find out she ate Shrek
Shrek- OOOOOY IT IS GOOD TO SE ME BABY PEACHES
Peaches- I AINT TO BABY AFTER U CHEATED ON ME WITH DONKEY AND ANNON AND ON TOP OF THAT THE DRAGON
SHERK- WELP I DONT CARE I STILL LOVE YOU
Peaches- HAHAAHAH ** BRINGS OUT TIME MACHINE GUN******
SHOOTS IT AND BAMMMM
to be continued 🤭

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⏰ Last updated: Jul 07, 2020 ⏰

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