Homestuck/Hiveswap X Reader Oneshots

A/N

Hey, heathens it's ya boi, this book isn't dead, not entirely anyway. I hit a wall that I didn't want to deal with and at this point, I'm willing to delete the issue and never look at it again. 

There will still be awkwardly long hiatuses that will never cease but they won't be two years long (hopefully). Now my heathens there will be more chapters in this book in the future, maybe sooner rather than later, I have an original work that once I finish writing I'll probably rewrite it then publish it for profit because capitalism, at least the one we ascribe to in the US, is as great as being set on fire for the sole purpose of killing a bug and I have few marketable skills. 

Do I wish we could go back to a simpler time before the advent of the greedy man? Yes.

Do I wish to live in a commune with bad bitches where wealth isn't the thing that determines whether or not you get to live? Hell yes. 

Also if this book has a hiatus that lasts longer than two years, assume that the govt. took me out. I'm writing about current events in a way that helps me process the fact that my entire family is horrible and it may entail not so secret plans to overthrow the govt. in the least likely way that could give positive results. So yeah... I may not live to see old age, but I stopped caring when I heard propaganda being spewed by the sweetest old women I've ever met.

Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of happiness won't matter much if something isn't done to make life better for every single person here. Anyway, this isn't the place for this mess of politics to be debated, this book is about revelry and whatnot and indulging your fantasmagorical needs/wants. I hope to post a new part soon, my dearest Heathens.

~Rave