Therapy (special)

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A/N: THIS IS FROM THE OLD VERSION OF THIS BOOK. THIS IS. NOT ACURATE TO THE CURRENT REMAKE.

A/N: Welcome to my office, settle down and take a seat.

Sans: Sure.

#rzq;: Fine.

A/N: Now, what do we say when we feel like this?

Sans: More espresso, less depresso.

A/N:...no.
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A/N: and what do we say when life disappoints us?

#rzq;: Called it.

A/N:...no
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A/N: and what do we say when we feel like this?

#rxq;: More beers, less tears.

A/N:...no.
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A/N: and what do we say when we feel like this?

Sans: Less depressy, more progressy.

A/N:..i think we're done for today.
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A/N: And what do we say when we need to reach out and ask for support?

#rxq;: Im fine, hah!

Sans: How are you tho?

A/N:...no.
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A/N: and what do we say when we feel like this?

#rzq;: Hi guys! Welcome back to my youtube channel!

Sans: *snorts*

A/N: I give up...
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Toriel: And what do we say when we feel like this?

#rzq;: Ah s*it, here we go again.

Toriel: no.
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Toriel: And what do we say when we feel like this?

Sans: Sometimes you just gotta, macarena through the anxiety.

Toriel:...no.
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Toriel: And what do we say when we feel like this?

Sans: oof.

#rxq;: yeah, you right. Big oof.

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Toriel: And what do we say when we feel like this?

#rzq;: That's showbiz baby.

Toriel: no.
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Toriel: And what do we say when we feel like this?

Frisk: There's no should or should not when it comes to our feelings. There part of who we are and their origins are beyond our control.

Toriel:...yeah.
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Toriel: And what do we say when we feel like this?

#rxq;: CEASE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION!

Sans: *busts out laughing*

Toriel:...no.
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Toriel: And what do we say when we feel like this?

Sans: this is why your mom dosen't f*cking love you!

#rxq;: *Chokes on air*

Toriel: *facepalm* No!
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Toriel: And what do we say when we feel like this?

#rzq;: TEQUILA SHOTS!

Toriel:...No.
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Toriel: And what do we say when we feel like this?

Sans: Mood?

Toriel: no.
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Toriel: And what do we say when we feel like this?

#rxq;: Bada bing bada boom!

Toriel:...No
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Toriel: And what do we say when we feel like this?

Sans & #rxq;: I'm gonna Yeet myself off a building!

Toriel: No!
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A/N: We've tried everything and their still "depressed buddies". I give up.

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