Crankiplier Oneshots

Bend Over Baby

This was inspired by the Unus Annus video titled: "Dummy THICC for Dummies | A Tale of 2 Butts | Pushing Our Butts Even Further Beyond".

Genre: Smut

Warnings: Anal Sex, Handjobs, Swearing, No Lube, Doggy Style

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Mark's POV

"Everyone knows... I have an incredible ass." I stated, matter-of-factly at the camera, waiting for Ethan to continue.

"The ass to beat all asses is... my own. Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal." I smirked, urging him to get on with it so we could start the video but he ignored me and carried on talking about his ass.

"Bigger than any juicy steak you ever seen." I stared at him, just waiting for him to be done with his bullshit as he started talking about monkeys and barrels or something. We laughed for a minute as we made a few jokes before finally starting the video. I explained to the camera what we were doing and Evan tossed us 'butt booster underwear', whatever the fuck that is, and we got rid of the packaging before we both stood up. I smiled, realising the stupidity of the video but continuing to watch as Ethan pulled down his pants effortlessly, throwing them on the ground. I chuckled and went to kneel behind the couch. Everyone in the room had seen me without pants before but I just felt weird pulling them off with an audience. Once I got them off, I stood again, walking in front of the camera again.

We both pulled on the ridiculous underwear, laughing as we did so. It wasn't until Ethan purposely turned away from me, showing me how his ass looked in the underwear that I actually allowed myself to look and boy did I regret it because as much as I said how great my ass is and how much I denied Ethan having the better ass, he definitely did without a doubt. Not only did he have a better as than me, he had a better ass than anybody I'd ever seen, even the guys in pornos couldn't compete with Ethan's.

I gulped, just staring for probably too long and not saying anything. I'd seen Ethan's ass before, hell I'd fucked his ass countless times since we started dating but it was like my kryptonite and I never got sick of it. I just stood, admiring for a while, completely forgetting that, 1. We were filming a video and 2. There were other people in the room. Ethan wiggled his ass slightly, snapping me out of my trance and I forced a laugh, switching back to my on-screen personality and turning around, flaunting my ass and saying how it was superior to his, knowing full well it was absolute BS.

We carried on through the video for a while, his ass getting more and more prominent with the layers of 'ass enhancers', it was also getting harder and harder not to stare. I tried my best to not look but when the entire point of the video was checking out each other's asses, it was pretty difficult. We were getting close to the end of the video and I thought I was safe until Ethan suddenly bent over, pretty suggestively might I add, facing away from me saw I got the best view possible. I couldn't help but look, I felt my mouth water and my breath hitch, fuck. I swallowed thickly, trying desperately to rid my mind of the way too detailed images it was producing, also being suddenly very aware of my own dick and its increasing hardness. I look away quickly, turning back to the camera and talking about the next product.

I took a quick glance at Ethan and froze. He was looking over his shoulder at me, smirking smugly and pushing his ass out further. Shit. I looked away again, he must've caught me looking, this was not good.

He abruptly stood up, walking back over and sitting next to me on the couch, picking up a box and hitting it in the air with his fist, trying to keep it up. I looked at him, confused for a second before he hit it particularly hard and it went flying across the room. I just watched as he stood up, walking over to it and, oh god, he put his feet together, keeping his legs perfectly straight as he bent over agonisingly slowly and picked the box up. My eyes widened but I couldn't tear my gaze away from him, luckily he wasn't on camera so the fans couldn't see what I was staring at but I felt my dick twitch slightly and I gulped.