A FEW HOURS LATER, ME, EVE, and Aaron were on the bleachers, waiting for Brett's practice to finish up.
"There's no way bro." Eve states.
"Dude, it literally makes sense." Aaron says.
"What does?" I ask.
"Phineas and Ferb were just ghosts who passed away and Candace is the only one who can't seem to let them go. That's why they never get caught." He explains.
"Well, there you go ruining my whole childhood dude." Daniel cries, sitting next to me. "Idiot."
"Coach, I can't!" We hear Brett wailing, lying on the grass.
Coach rubs his nose, clearly frustrated. "Reynolds #2, if you don't get up right now, you are going to be doing suicide runs until you commit suicide. Now get up!"
Brett scowls for the second time today. "You talked with Reed, didn't you?"
Coach smirks softly. "Yeah, love that kid. Drinks every Thursday with him."
I turn to Daniel. "Shouldn't you be practicing?"
"I just have to kick the ball and Coach knows I can't get any better than I already am." He says.
"Big ego you got there, bud." I say, teasingly.
"All the ladies love it." He winks.
Eve coughs Vanessa's name under her breath and Daniel turns slightly red and glares.
We all turn to see Brett sprinting, finishing his last lap.
Dramatically, Brett falls face flat on the grass.
Coach rolls his eyes as he walks back into the school.
Aaron stands up urging the rest of us to. "Brett, we will wait for you in the parking lot. Go shower and come as quickly as you can."
Brett drags his arm up and gives us a thumbs up, still face flat.
We all roll our eyes.
"I want chicken nuggets!" I whine, pulling Eve's arm, after waiting for fifteen minutes outside in the parking lot.
"I'm gonna go inside and try to find Brett." Eve says to Aaron, completely ignoring me. "You take care of this devil."
Aaron smiles cutely and nods.
As Eve walks away, I walk over to where Aaron was standing.
"Hey dude." I say.
Dude?
Did I say fucking dude?
I just dude-zoned him.
"Hey bro." He says, amused.
"Wanna to make out?" I say, trying to sound seductive as I touch his arm.
He stares at me for a few seconds before understanding what I'm getting at.
He puts his hand over my hand and fake moans, "Ooo baby, just like that. Mmmm."
I bite my lip, trying not to laugh. "Yeah you like that?"
We stare at each other for a few seconds before bursting out in laughter.
"Here, come here." He says, softly grasping my fingers and leading me to lay on the grass.
He lays on the grass as I stare down at him.
He is really the cutest thing in the world.
I take out my phone and snap a few pictures of him as he looks at me in confusion before fluffing his hair and smiling at the camera.
Awe.
"Okay, stop now." He says teasingly, and he reaches out for my hand and pulls me to lay on the grass.
He points to the sky. "That one looks like horse."
I look up to see where he's pointing. "I think it looks like the cowgirl position."
He slaps his hand over my mouth and looks at me with wide eyes. "You really have no filter, do you?"
I smile. "That one looks like a football."
Aaron tilts his head. "Or a pear."
I hum in agreement and we look at each other from the corner of our eyes and giggle.
Stop.
Is this really happening right now?
I'm fangirling SO hard right now.
He reaches for my hand and holds it up before grasping it and standing up.
I fake moan. "Uhhhh," and bite my lip.
Aaron widens his eyes, turning red before letting out a chuckle and pulling me up.
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME?"
We both flung our heads to the entrance of the school as we see Eve pulling down Brett by his ear, twisting it. On her other hand is a binder which she uses to hit his head with every five seconds. Hard.
"Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, oww!" Brett screeches in pain.
"Shut the fuck up, you bitch ass hoe." She states before pushing his face in his Jeep. Then she lets go of his ear and climbs into the drivers seat.
"Keys." She states, holding out her arm.
Brett gasps. "You are not driving my Jeep."
Eve widens her eyes. "You want me to tell them what you did?" She threatens.
"Why? What'd he do?" I ask, curiously.
Eve smirks. "I walk into Reed's classroom an-"
Brett shakes his head and slaps his hand over Eve's mouth, before handing her the keys.
"Get in, losers. We're going shopping."
