Emiya Pov
There are two things I hate right now... One is the fact that Lily almost always has to stop and scout out random Mamono on the road, "Research" she says. Second is the fact that I've been nearly sexually assaulted by said Mamono we pass by.
Emiya: for fucks sake. Can we please find a better road to trek on?
Maya: nope, not only this is the only road to the Forest of Glass. This is by far the safest as well, since Bandits , Alraune, and Slimes tend to ambush in dense canopies.
Emiya: I can handle the Alraunes and Bandits.
Aya: we know, but Slimes might give you trouble considering physical attacks tend to just pass through them.
I raised a brow.
Aya: don't tell me that you have some sort of magic based attacks.
Emiya: aren't all my attacks based out of Magecraft?
Maya: we still don't know what could your Magecraft do to slimes... And I'm not willing to get my clothes dissolved for that.
Lily: oh please, we've seen your naked body for more than a few times already and Emiya already saw you naked once. Why not give him more?
Lily giggled like a perverted old man.
Emiya: first of all, I was asking about if there's a better road to take, not about Slimes. Second of all, why did our topic change from a better road to Maya's naked dilemma? And third of all... Why the hell are we stopping everytime to give Lily something to drool when a Mamono pass by.
Lily: that's because I'm writing a book! Not everyday I get to meet other species of Mamono you know.
I face palmed.
Emiya: didn't you say you own the largest underground network? Why not just do that there?
Lily looked like she just witnessed the most offensive shit she saw.
Lily: I take great offense to that! That place is only for work! Especially against that Goddess these idiotic Humans follow around like sheep! Plus I want RAW materials! Do you have any idea how much time it takes to draw EVERY SINGLE DETAIL OF A MAMONO!? Not only that! I have to make sure my book is up to standards since it's the best seller out of all books you can buy in an adult section!
Wow... I must say she is dedicated. The fire in her eyes intensified from a normal flame to a feiry inferno.
Emiya: is she this... Dedicated to her work?
Aya: you have no idea, by far her only most notable personality out of all.
Maya: it's true, her books are a big hit for all ages... Hell I even bought some due to how realistic each character is.
Aya: don't forget the steamy sex scenes.
Maya: *nods* that too.
She stopped walking.
Maya: did I just?
Emiya: confess that you are into smut even if you are by far the most innocent in this group? Well, now that I know. You're not that innocent. Lookwise yes... Mental wise... No.
Her face turned beet red, to which she quickly stiffened up and walked a good few meters ahead of us.
Lily: wow... I didn't know she's a big fan of my work.
I sighed... Knowing full well I will regret this decision.
Emiya: what's the title of your series anyway?
She looked at me with sparkles in her eyes.
Lily: You're interested in reading my Icha Icha Mamono!? Let me tell you that there is a different series where it's a collection of other people's story on how they met the love of their lives! This one however is about a man's experience with multiple wives and the shenanigans they've been through!
Yep... I already regretted it before even asking.
Emiya: Anyway... Why is the place called Forest of Glass anyway?
Aya: that's because not only the Elves lives in forests, they are masters of art. To which when the first creation of glass was founded by not only an Elf but Dwarves as well, though the Elves decided to create great works of art from said glass.
Lily: not only that but with their type of magic, they could mold hot glass like clay. Which is why they are also called The Delicate Ones. Infact, all Elves are well taught in Healing and Supportive magic. Which is also why they gained that title.
Emiya: I see.
I wonder if...
Emiya: Do Faes exist here?
Aya: You mean Fairies? Yes, though they are quite mischievous and hard to find... But by far the best pranksters out there.
Lily groaned.
Lily: don't remind me of that.
Maya: *giggle* oh come on Lily.
Maya suddenly was beside me, she must've gotten over it.
Lily: no, do not mention it! In fact! Why do you guys still remember it!?
Maya continued to giggle while Aya has a smile on her face.
Emiya: what happened?
Lily: No!!!
Aya: she tried pranking a visiting Fairy and it backfired almost immediately.
I smirked.
Emiya: I see... That must've felt so bad didn't it?
Lily: It did not!
Emiya: yeah yeah, keep telling yourself that.
Lily: I swear Emiya! If you continue this I won't make it easy for you to last the day without violating a woman!
I chuckled.
Emiya: yeah whatever.
Lily pouted and huffed, to which Maya laughed with Aya who has an even bigger smile on her face.
Emiya: anyway... Anything else I should know about the Elves?
Maya: no not really, you would have more if it was a hundred years ago where the Dark Elves and Light Elves are at war with each other.
Emiya: so... No problems basically?
Aya: none, though you do have to respectful to them since status are quite a big thing for them.
Emiya: alright then.
Lily: by the way.... If you're willing to buy some of my works you have a discount!
And there she go again.
Slightly shorter chapter but I think this is a good part to end it, don't you think? But anywho... Time for me to find some good Elf art for the character. But anyway, did you peeps like it? Hopefully you did. But yeah! So far so good, and I wonder what would happen if I bring in some other Fate characters XD anyway that's all for now and SOUL out!
Don't worry... Cu will be here.
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