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not my daddy
May 31
12:34 AM

Miss
Air ka ba?

Huh?

Because I can't live without you

Huh?
Wrong send ka ba?

Haha no
Sana ulan ka at lupa ako

Bakit?

Hahahaha
Para kahit gaano kalakas ang patak mo, sa akin pa rin ang bagsak mo

Got that from google by the way


Okay?
What's with you?

My heart, love
You can take it

Wow funny mo naman
Joke time ba to
Or dare?

Hahaha
Sorry
I was dared to text pick up lines to a girl
I texted you because I don't know you and you know me

I hope you're not offended

No
It's okay
But your pick up lines are so bad
Wala ka bang iba

Walang iba, mahal. Ikaw lang

Ew napakacorny mo

Hahahahaha
Are you kilig

No

Ew you are so conyo "aRe yOu KiliG????"

Damn that hurts

👍

And now you're cold

It's okay

I'll just make it hot for us 😘

Stop

Hahaha

Laters baby

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