Season 13

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Episode 2: Einstein's Fish situation

It's dinner time and the gang is eating Indian food...
Amy- Well Sheldon your birthday is this saturday, what do you think about celebrating it with everyone?
Sheldon- Ummm....(sheldon gave it a thought and figured out that he didn't hate celebrating his birthday that much anymore since his last party was pretty amazing! With batman coming, everyone making toasts for him! He thought that celebrating his birthday wouldn't be the worst idea!)
Okay Amy...I there by give you the permission to celebrate my birthday...shower me with affection and gifts...but on only one condition...My birthday has to be on my rules and conditions, I will decide what we will do

Leonard- As if anything else doesn't go by his rules...(Leonard mumbles)

Amy- Well okay sheldon, what would you want?

Sheldon- I do have something in mind...but I don't want to ruin the fun! Anyways may I enlighten you with a new fact?

Howard- And you were worried about ruining the fun!
(Everyone giggles silently except for sheldon...who wasn't able to make out why everyone was laughing due to his lack of understanding of sarcasm)
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Bernadette, Penny and Amy are in the apartment with Sheldon deciding the theme of his birthday party...

Penny- Sheldon just tell us already! What do you wanna do!

Sheldon- Penny the thing we are going to do on my birthday still remains a secret!

Amy- Okay Sheldon maybe you can tell us how you want the decoration to be like...
Sheldon- Well I want balloons of Star Trek theme, No party poppers they make me startle and no loud music, bright light etc. I am really sensitive to those...
Bernadette- I have 2 toddlers and I won't have this kind of party even for them...(Bernadette mumbles which makes penny giggle)
Sheldon- What was that?
Bernadette- Oh no nothing! What kind of a cake do you want?
Sheldon- Ughh at times it frustrates me that you people don't have an eidetic memory! Don't you remember from my last birthday! Circular chocolate cake with pink frosting and the writing shouldn't be in all caps, I don't want my desert to be yelling at me!

Amy- Okay Sheldon! You'll get it done!

Sheldon- Well thank you Amy!

Amy- Awww sheldon that doesn't matter! It's your birthday! You're important to me!

Sheldon- Aww aren't you sweeter than the birthday cake you're going to bake me!

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Everyone gathers around at Leonard and Penny's apartment for celebrating sheldon's birthday...everyone including Wil Wheaton, Stuart and Denise...

Raj- Sheldonnn!!! End the suspense! Just tell us what we're gonna do already!

Leonard- Why are you excited?

Sheldon- Well he should be and so should you! And Raj as of your question I am now going to tell everyone! Today what you all are going to solve is a riddle that i solved when I was 9 years old!

Leonard- Seriously Sheldon! A riddle! You really think we aren't smart enough to solve a riddle that you solved when you were 9 years old!

Sheldon- No! Thats not true!....I don't think that, I believe that! And that's why I'm doing this, to teach you all a lesson for making fun of me whenever I couldn't understand sarcasm!

Leonard- Fine just tell us!

Sheldon- I present to you the Albert Einstein's riddle. Albert Einstein said that 98% of the world wouldn't be able to solve this...Lets see if you are in 2% or the 98%...
So here's the situation
There are 5 people of different nationalities...
Each of them owns a different pet, drinks a certain beverage,smokes a certain cigar and lives in a certain colour of house...none of these are same for any of the neighbour...
The question is who owns the fish?
The points to note are in the Sheet before you... you have precisely an hour to answer, after that we would continue with the festivities of my Birthday party... Your times begins in 3,2,1...

(Everyone begins solving the riddle)
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Half an hour has gone since the game started and Sheldon has just gone to his apartment to get something...

Penny- Literally someone HELP!!
Stuart- YEAH HELP ME TOO!!!
Denise- Yeah you guys are all scientists!

Howard- I have literally NO idea...
Leonard- Yeah Wil, you're professor Proton, don't you understand? (Leonard said mockingly)

Wil- Guys just because I play a children's character on television that doesn't mean that I'm a Scientist!

Penny- Well if you guys can't solve it...Does Sheldon really expect ME to solve it?

Raj- Heyyy guyss! We can do it! We are all scientists with doctorates! We can solve a riddle!

Stuart- Well some aren't scientists!
Amy- Guys it's just a riddle! I'm sure if we can put our minds into it we will be able to solve it!
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Sheldon returns and only 1 minute is left

Sheldon- Everybody you have precisely 51 seconds now! I assume you have your answers ready....

A few more second pass away as sheldon begins the count down...

Sheldon- 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1! Okay so looking at your facial expressions I think you didn't get the answers! What a shame!

Amy- I got it!

Everybody- Whattt? (In shock)

Amy- Yeah it's only possible that the German neighbour has the fish! And they all live in the following ways-
The norwegian who lives in the first house lives in the yellow house, smokes dunhill, drinks water and owns a cat.
Dane lives next in the blue house, owns horses, drinks tea and smokes Blend.
The British lives next in the red house, smokes Pall mall, drinks milk and rears bird. The German lives next in the green house, drinks coffee, smokes prince and owns fish. And finally Swede lives in the white house, owns dog, smokes blue master and drinks beer!

Everyone just stares at her in horror!

Penny- Wow
Leonard- I never said this before but
DAMN!
Others just stared in shock!
Sheldon- Wow...Amy! (Sheldon kissed her)THAT WAS IMPRESSIVE!

Amy- Thanks guys! Come on lets cut the cake Sheldon (amy changed the subject as she was feeling a bit weird with people praising her intelligence, she found it uncomfortable)
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Sheldon cuts his cake and then he also dodges a complaint saying that the singing was to loud in the tenants association..i.e. to Leonard, who does not accept the complaint

As they were all leaving Stuart stopped everyone...

Stuart- Guys before everyone leaves I want to say something...

Everyone stops and looks at him...

Stuart- (kneels down) Denise, for many years I never thought that I would be able to do this for anyone...but you changed the way I thought... I love you! Will you marry me?

Denise- (breaks down and starts crying) yes!!!! (Hugs stuart)

Everybody cheers them... and congratulates them
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