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~Chips~

Third POV

Russia was still mad  the fact that America knew one of his weaknesses, he was kind of frightened. For Russia this never happens, sure he have one or two fears but never towards a person's trait. But what many countries don't know about America is that he is manipulative, how does Russia know about this? Well simple, he experienced it first hand. Back when he was a communist after WW2 America asked Russia if he wanted to help on this 'space project' he was working on. At first he was interested in this, but when looked at the paper it saw how much it would cost. 1 Mil??!! to get started??   He said 1 Mil for the project?? That's when Russia knew he should never trust America words.

 Not only that Russia then realized how America got that  canal build in Panama, America promised his 45% of the money given but instead he gave him only 10%. By then there was no turning back, America and Panama already sighed an agreement to keep the canal there for the next 50 years in till it has to be sighed again. He calls Philippines his  'friend' but really I think he is using him. And so much more, but countries see him as this Texas idiot who's rich, for Russia this shows that he is good at hiding things, too good.

As Russia was thinking about this Canada came up to him and asked "Hey Russia man, whats your favored type of chips?" he looked him and ask "Pickle chips." 

Russia POV  

Everyone looked at me like I was crazy then Japan looked at me and said "Welp, I am moving." She then swam farther away from me, gezz pickle chips are not that bad. I then saw America and he said with his dumb smirk "I think I will swim out there too." He make sure his said swim very clearly, I am going to kill him. " No America, I think you will be staying here." I gave him a death stare, "Oh? How come?" He looked at me, "Because America, because." Dam I am going to kill you, "Oh Russia, is it because you can't sw-" I raced over to him and grabbed him by the arm and fling him at least 6 feet away, and dam that fatty was heavy. 

America POV

"AAAAAAA!!!" I yelp and Russia throwed  me far away, I soon crashed into the water, I could feel my back aching in pain form the water surface breaking.  "UHGGG." I said yelping in pain, dam I can't even swim properly for a second. Well looks like next time i should not mention that to Russia again, I mean I was only try to mess around with him.

 I soon swam back seeing Russia still with a pissed face, I saw the others chuckling or just stared at Russia in fear. I soon chuckled too, "Dam Russia, you can throw a fat-ass like me then you can throw anything!" I commented, I chuckled at my little joke but when I looked at Russia he still looked pissed but then said "hum, well looks like the hog himself admits it." He  huffed back, those comments don't really bother me, I mean why should I care what that commie thinks? "Anyways humm, so guys What's y'all favorite type of chips?" Canada asked, weird but ok "oh humm, barbecue chips!" I said, "cheddar!" Japan said, "The Pepper kind!!" Mexico yelled out, "Humm, pickles." Russia mumbled, when I heard pickle chips I knew what to do "Well I think barbecue is better." I smiled knowing I am going to annoy the hell out of him, Russia looked at me " Barbecue is too plane, Pickle has flavor."

 Russia snapped at me, oh my, won't this be fun.  Canada looked at me  knowing what I was going to do, I smirked at him as he gave me a look saying don't do it. "hum, barbecue is better." I looked at Russia, he was steaming red, perfect.

 "No, Pickle is." He said with long pauses, "Barbecue." I said back, "Pickle!!" Russia shouted, I looked at the others most of them were chuckling. "Barbecue." "Pickle!" "Barbecue." "Pickle!" "Barbecue!" "Pickle!", I smiled knowing my plan was going to work. "Pickle!" "Barbecue!" Russia said, "Pickle!" Barbecue!" Omg my plan is really working, "Barbecue!" I yelled at him "Barbecue!" He yelled back, "FINE THEN! It's Barbecue." I said the last parts calmly, Russia then huffed. All the other countries were looking at us and I chuckled, "Thanks for agreeing with me Russ." I smiled at him and swam to shore and got dry I looked back and saw Russia looked dead confused, ha I love when my plans work.

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K about the panama and space thing I know that's not what happened, don't quot me on that lol. UwU I hope you y'allhave a good day sorry this took  so long, the other book will come out soon.-

(Edit the book ~Times have change ~ came out,I am going to say this for the next part as well uwu) 

             welp have a nice day!^^

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