"Undertaker? Are you in?" I called as I walked in, but there was no answer.
"I don't believe he's here." Sebastian stated.
"I want to look at a coffin Undertaker." I said nonchalantly.
"~Oh me lady, you want one of me coffins, you say?~ Now, now, me lady, don't be tricking me, I'll get frightly upset, yes I will." He giggled.
"I will later, my old friend. Now information, please." I said politly.
"I will, pay me first, and all me information is yours!" He laughed madly.
"Ugh, Undertaker, ok I'll tell you a joke, I heard it from Bardroy the Chef. A dirty limrick if I may call it so, There once was a lady named Sue, who filled her vagina with glue, she said with a grin the men will pay to get in, they'll pay to get out of it too." I say while I bow and I look up to the Undertaker laughing his arse off and to Sebastian trying to collect his thoughts.
"My lady, I would never imagine you would repeat that."
"Oh my, me lady, that was wonderful, yes it was." The Undertaker was trying to collect himself.
*TIME SKIP*
"Well, more nobles have been killed, yes they were, the same way your father was. See this gentlemen here, me lady?" The Undertaker said has he raised a lid off of a coffin and showed a man with a patch on his skull. "A shot just like your father, yes it is, so this is no accident. The bullet was left in all of the victim's skulls, yes they were, also the same brand of bullet was recovered, yes it was. And do you now the similarities yet, me lady?"
"Let me see. They all have the same wound, they all died the same way, and they were nobles that assissted the Phantomhive business. So whoever is murdering them, knows the plan of change."
The Plan Of Change is to upgrade the Funtom Company from just making toys to making toys for children and clothes for men, women and children.
"Apparently the murderer doesn't like the change." Sebastian commented.
"I already got that, the question is who." I stated.
"Thank you for your help Undertaker, be safe and have a nice day." I said as I grabbed my coat and left.
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Your Lover, The Butler!
Fanfictionfirst story ok lets do this (Sebastian x reader){side note: I wrote this when I was 14 so forgive the mistakes that I'm too lazy to fix}
