Bullied by Calum Hood

Just My Luck

As I went downstairs to ask my mom what the heckle is on my face, I tripped over my Louis Vuitton bag and I tumbled down my stairs, my head going over my back, almost like a contortionist that was doing a chest stand. Before I knew it, my toes gripped my eyelids and pulled them up causing my eyeballs to shake in a freaky speed. I was basically having a seizure on the stairs with big welts on my face, PERFECT START TO HIGHSCHOOL!!!!!! I finally recovered from what had just happened and I told my mom that there were big pimples on my face. "Deal with it you boobie." My lovely mother replied with a 😀 type if face and I shrugged it off. I went up the stairs and as I did so, I was jumping up 2 stairs at a time and I face planted at the top of the stairs and cracked my nose open. I LOVE MY LIFE😝.
I somehow got ready in 50 seconds, leaving me with an hour to do whatever the heckle I wanted to do! 'Lets go on Snapchat' my mind told me. I followed my mind and opened my favorite app on my IPhone 5S, Snapchat. I took some pretty ratchet pics before leaving the house and hopping in my Lexus car. I listened to some classical music by Beethoven to calm thy soul. After that I was at my ugly high school in no time. I got out of my beautiful car which was poop brown mixed with some green, the color of my poop and my eyes. I walked to the building as some of the most popular kids in my school examined me. I was wearing light, ripped Abercrombie jeans with a cream colored cable knit sweater and some tan Minnetonkas to pull together the whole "I hate my life but I'm trying my best to look cute" look!! I glanced at Calum Hood, the most popular boy in my huge school. He had a Kurt Cobain muscle-tee which was black, his fave color. That dang shirt showed his big, buff muscles off amazingly and black tight jeans which were ripped at both of his knees. I couldn't believe that Calum had pink Converse on with the words "SUGARPLUMS R GR8" on the side. I threw up. The yellow- orange bile rose from my stomach and I puked on Calum's best friend, Luke Hemmings. Calum looked at me in curiosity as he started to lick the puke off of Luke with his tongue in little licks, savoring the taste of the chunky barf.