Bullied by Calum Hood

Why?

As I stare in Calum's eyes, I can't speak or move. It looks like I'm looking at small brown almonds because his eyes are so small. "This is awkward." I think to myself.
"Oh my goodness Luke, I'm so sorry!!" I start to panic because I have puked on the lap of Luke while Calum licks the puke.
"It's completely fine, what is your name again?" He replies as he takes some time to look at my appearance. I realize that I'm still in a hovering position and I stand back up.
"L-London." Gosh, I hope either of them don't notice how gosh dang nervous I am. I stare into Luke's bright, deep blue eyes which somewhat look like the Atlantic Ocean.
"Mhm." Calum clears his throat to get my attention. ¿
"Excuse me Calum Hood I am not a house pet and you won't get my attention by clearing the flem in your throat." I speak up. I won't tolerate being disrespected by Calum Hood, most popular kid in school or not.

~CALUM'S POV~
London sure has a spicy attitude. She basically said I called her a house pet and that is not what I intended. I love London, the way she spits on everyone when she talks and the way her boobs jiggle cause she doesn't wear a bra. But I know I need to start talking to her to get two things, her love and the Sugarplums! London is the master supplier of my favorite fruit. Big, juicy sugarplums flood through my mind as the first bell rings, signaling we have to be inside the school by the time the bell rings. Luke, London, and I stroll toward the school as people stare at me because I still have chunks of puke in my teeth, but I don't mind because I sampled a taste of London's puke so it's all worth it. The reason I love her so much is because she doesn't care about what anyone thinks of her, she is a little weird. The things she does is she accidentally spits in your face while talking and she is always pushing her somewhat thick black rimmed Ray Ban glasses up, but they suit her face perfectly. I walk up the few stairs into the school. Thank goodness I'm out of the sun, in Santa Monica, it is 85 degrees on September 4th. I step into the school as I realize that I'm going to have a long first day of school.