.CHILD.YIZHAN.

The Interview

Hi this is the author and this household is under the rule of
*seventeen and child cast burst party poopers* JISOO THE GREAT.
JISOO is the interviewer. Idk why.

Thank you everyone for the 2k + views. 😭😭😭.
I wanna spam you guys with my love but I'm scared. Whatever, well I'm open to dms and if you ever need hwelp pwease come to me.

Let's get it.

Yibo:
@AM0018
Take some rest boy your working too hard.
Yibo : actually I'm really lazy and I believe in energy conservation but now *huff * I have a manz you see and I need stamina to do things *wink
Jisoo : *sticks tape on the mouth*             that's it next

@Suncia14
Yibo why are you so hor- wait why are you a child ?
Yibo : *points a finger and gives a diva face* see Susan I'm an eighteen year old MAN okay.
Next question please.

@kewlghost
When are you planning on proposing ? Am I invited ?
Yibo : I actually I did it already but okay I can do it again. Of course your invited just bring free gifts.
*pulls Zhan*
Yibo : Zhan ge I love you.
Zhan : You're a child.
Yibo : Aaaaah accept me pwease *pouts
Zhan : should I ? *turns to public
Jisoo : moving onnn

@AlimaLabo
Yibo will you propose to Zhan ?
Yibo : currently he's asking everyone if he should accept me.
*pulls a sad face.*

@vhi_sama
How are you planning to win Zhan's heart
Yibo : wanna know *winks* *does worldwide handsome man pose* my looks simple
Jin : I'm here for plagarism
Jisoo : now let's move on the next person.
*drags a curtain on Yibo and Jin*

Zhan:
@Suncia14
Zhan my chocolate
Zhan : I'm yours you can take me *makes grabby hands*
Yibo : *glares* why do you always come pat.
Jisoo : *kicks yibo* why the FUCK did you come here ?
Yibo : *walks out with a sad face*

@kewlghost
Why are you so pure ?
Zhan : what is pure ?
Jisoo : *pats Zhan* Thats my child you're the only one that's groomed well.

@AlimaLabo
Zhan when will you realise you got a boyfriend already. Yibo is all yours.
Zhan : *pouts* sharing is caring. Yibo are you my boyfriend ?
Yibo : *looks around and doesn't see jisoo* *gives the dashing smile* yeah I'm yours and your mine.
Jisoo : YIBOOOO *comes with a sandal*
Yibo : BYEE

Jisoo :*puts down sandal* moving on

@vhi_sama
What did you think about Yibo when you first met him and how did it change with time ?
Yibo : I wanna know this too
Jisoo : get the fuck out
Yibo : okay*still peeks through a corner
Zhan : when I first met him I took him as Santa after that I took him as my didi
Yibo : *pops out* REALLY!!
Jisoo : *bashes Yibo

Jisoo :let's go to the next one

Pei Xin
@Suncia14
Can we be friends ?
Pei Xin : I make friends with people who worship bitchass energy.
Jisoo : you fucktard *hits the shit of Pei Xin.*
Jisoo: Pei Xin is no longer in the condition to answer let's move on.

Fang Xin:
@Suncia14
Be mine
Fang Xin : okay but Pei-
Jisoo : he's in the hospital.
Pei Xin : *in bandages* the fuck
Jisoo : *throw Pei Xin in a corner* next

Seongyun :
@Suncia14
How is Yibo as a friend ?
Seongyun : I respect him a lot. Like he's capable of pulling himself as a dumbaas who looks handsome. As a friend he's a bish.
Yibo : *peeks* did you call me
Jisoo :*slams Yibo back* next

Guo Cheng :
@Suncia14
Why are you single
Guo Cheng : I don't know I'm from single nation

@kewlghost
Marry me
Guo Cheng: I'm ready you just need to come take me *smiles

Jisoo : next is my evil child *shake head*

Author:
@Suncia14
How to be you
Me : you can't be me because I want you*wink

@Suncia14
Why are you soft ?
Me : because of my partner here *points at heart

@kewlghost
How did you even come up with these funny dialogues ?
Me : isolation is the key my child.

How to be funny ? cause I ain't funny
Me : you're cute that's enough

Jisoo : with that I commence the end of the interview with the above idiots.

Author's note : if you want another q and a just ask them in the playlist chapter.
I'll update on Saturday again.

PWEASE GIVE WUV TO MY LUWOO BOOK.
BYEE