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Minako:
  hey, daisuke? could you help me lift up this box? it's really heavy...

Daisuke, lifting it up effortlessly:
  nothing is heavier than the weight of my depression.

Minako:
  sick, thanks daisuke!

Minako:

Minako:
  im concerned

•••

Mutsuro waking up:
ah shit did i die?

Kiyana, staring at him:

Mutsuro:
oh, its heaven

Mikoto, walking into the room
hi, i brought tea to help you get better

Mutsuro:
  oh fuck nvm this is hell

•••

Neboru:
hey, is this alcohol or perfume?

Ryori:
here, give me it for a second

Ryori, chugging the whole thing:

Neboru:

Ryori:
it was perfume.

•••

Tansa:
  U + I = 69 ;)

Shiho:
  well i must be 59 because u sure are a 10

Tansa:

Tansa, blushing:
  o h

Renjire:
  actually U + I = 145 because the atomic number for uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53–

Renjire, side hugging Sumiye:
  —cause we got chemistry

Ryori:
  for god sake why is everybody here so goddamn smooth

•••

Hiro:
do you know what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises in the morning

Ryori:
no, what?

Hiro:
it becomes daytrogen

Yumeko:
im going to bed.

Daiki:
good nitrogen

Tansa:
sleep tightrogen

Minako:
don't let the bed bugs bitrogen

•••

Daisuke:
  hey tansa, im having heart surgery tomorrow so calm your tits

Tansa:
  lMAO you think i care???

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Daisuke:
  aight, im going now.

Tansa:
  aight then, let me drive

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