Here ya go, you beautiful people-
Now you can meet some more new cities uvu
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Lakeland:: LET'S DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL!
Lakeland and Arlington:: DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING-
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Drummonds:: Have you ever heard the sound of a rubber ball breaking a window?
Mason:: nUh-uH
Drummonds:: WOULD YOU LIKE TO-
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Bartlett:: There is only one thing worse than a rapist-
Boom.
Frayser:: A child.
Bartlett:: N o -
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Munford, Atoka, Covington:: ♪Wait!♪
Brighton:: ♪Oh, yes, wait a minute, mister postman~♪
Munford, Atoka, Covington:: ♪Wait!♪
Brighton:: ♪Ooh, woah, mister postman~♪
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Germantown (safest city in TN):: AAAAAHH, AAAAAAHHHH-
Memphis (most dangerous city in TN):: WHY ARE YOU RUNNING-
WHY ARE YOU RUNNING-
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Memphis:: Did you hang out with Haven last night?
Collierville:: Y'know, yeah, we did
Memphis:: Oh! I lOvE hAvEn-
Millington:: You hate Haven-
Memphis:: YEAH NO SHIT-
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Kerrville:: How do you know if you're gay?
Barretville:: Why does my penis grow in the morning?
Rosemark:: i dOn'T hAvE a pEnIs
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Oakland:: No off-topic questions.
Because I don't want to.
No, there's-- n o .
Permission denied.
That's an off-topic question.
Next-
Y o u h a v e b e e n s t o p p e d .
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Millington:: Hey, I'm lesbian.
Bartlett:: i tHoUgHt yOu wErE aMeRiCaN-
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Corona:: WHERE'S THE COOKING POTS-
G E T
T H E
F U C K
U P !
*bangs cooking sheets together*
I DON'T GET NO SLEEP CAUSE OF Y'ALL-
Y'ALL NOT GON GET NO SLEEP CAUSE OF ME-
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Piperton:: *banging on the window*
oOOoOOoOoOoOoooOOoO
Collierville:: wH-
Rossville:: Pfft-
Piperton:: *beats on the window harder* aAaaAaaAAaAAAaaAaAaAAAAA-
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Cordova and Frayser:: *beating the shit out of each other*
Germantown:: Can I get a waffle?
Can I please get a waffle-?
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Memphis:: *puts cooking oil all over the ground*
Lakeland, Arlie, run in here and come get y'all's juice-
Lakeland:: *runs in and slips on the oil and falls*
Arlington:: *runs in and slips and hits Lakeland and breaks the oven glass-*
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La Grange:: *walking by with some m i l k*
Moscow:: *hits the car horn*
La Grange:: *throws the milk across the yard-*
Moscow:: hAHaHahAHa-
La Grange:: ;~;'
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Mississippi River:: Honey, you got a big storm comin'-
Memphis:: o-o'
Mississippi River:: *wEiRd sNaP tHiNg*
Memphis:: *starts storming* ;-;
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Hickory Withe:: Hi, I'm Hickory Withe, and I'm your new freestyle dance teacher.
*AGGRESSIVELY DANCES*
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Memphis:: *threatens Cordova with a knife* YOU READY TO FUCKIN DIE-
Cordova:: NUH- I'M A BAD BITCH, YOU CAN'T KILL ME
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TV:: Who's that pokemon?
Holly Grove:: IT'S PIKACHU-
TV:: It's Clefairy!
Holly Grove:: FUUUUCK-
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Burlison:: ♪Tsamina mina♪
Garland:: hEy, hEy-
Burlison:: ♪Waka waka♪
Gilt Edge:: iM gAy
Burlison:: ♪Tsamina mina zangalewa♪
Randolph:: I h a v e c r i p p l i n g d e p r e s s i o n -
Burlison:: ♪Tsamina mina♪
Munford:: hEy
Atoka:: hEy-
Burlison:: ♪Waka waka♪
Quito:: iM gAY!
Burlison:: ♪Tsamina mina zangalewa♪
Corona:: WHAT A LOVELY DAY-
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The End.
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Until I feel like making another part-
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